The Campus Player

Chpater IV |Car Wash

"Here we are" we stopped in front of a huge wooden gate and when the gates open a huge house welcomed me, scratch that, a huge mansion welcomed me and I was in awe with the elegance and magnificence of the enormous building right I front of my very eyes. I think it's 2 storeys high, much bigger than ours.

He must've sensed that I was ogling his mansion, then he spoke "that's enough with the 'watching-my-house-with-glory' ,let's go to business" I just rolled my eyes at him then we head out to their garage.

When got to the garage I was surprised of how many cars his family owned, there must've been 10 of them here, you could tell that his was born with a golden spoon. I haven't even seen the inside of the house, but I could tell that it would be as magnificent and elegant as it was outside, no doubt.

"So here's the car your going to wash up" he pointed at a muddy red Chevrolet Corvette. He really have to make it hard for me, now would he? Ugh! I guess he splashed it with mud on purpose for me to suffer. He has no heart!

"You did it on purpose, did you?" I said crossed arms and looking at him like he was the most stupid being ever lived in this planet, the universe rather.

"Me? I would never do such thing" he said in a hysterical manner, I looked at him in disbelief and staring at him that he looked absolutely stupid and hilarious.

"Yeah, yeah, you got me. So what if I did it on purpose? I wouldn't want to go easy on you"

"In other words, you want to make me suffer ,now, would you?" I said crossed arms and one of my brows raised.

"Exactly!" Fuck him.

"So here's the bucket, sponge, and the hose is right over there when you need it. So go on slave, chop! Chop!" He commanded as like he was a king or something.

I picked up the hose and started hosing the dirty car. Ugh! I just hope no one knows that I am washing a stupid, despicable human being, it'll ruin my whole reputation.

After I hosed up the fucking car, I picked up the stupid bucket and put the car shampoo in it, then I wipe the sponge soaked in shampoo over the Chevrolet Corvette.

"I'm the son of the owner of this university" I said mimicking his voice. "If you won't do it say good bye to you position as a valedictorian. Bwesit! Bwesit ka, Richard Clifford Humphrey! Bwesit ka! Puta!" Sigaw ko.

"Anong sinasabi mo?" Isang pamilyar na boses ang aking narinig. Tumalikod ako at nakita kong nag-aabot ang dalawang kilay ng palaka.

Nagtatagalog siya? Si Richard Clifford Humphrey? NAGTATAGALOG SIYA?!?! MAKAITINDI SIYA?!?! no, 'di pwede, siya? Magtatagalog?

"Ma-ma-marunong k-ka magta-ta-tagalog? Na-naitindihan m-mo bang m-mga si-sinasabi ko?" nauutal kong sabi.

"Kailangan pa ba tanungin yung obvious na? 'Di ba halata sayo? Ano ka bingi?" sabi niya. Bwesit. Inirapan ko lang siya at nagpatuloy sa pagpunas ng sasakyan.

"Bakit bawal bang magtanong? Hindi ako bingi, I'm just making sure lang! Bwesit..." Medyo mahina yung pagsabi ko sa huli para 'di niya marinig.

"Oo bawal magtanong"

"Sino ka ba? Presedente ka ba sa Pilipinas? Prinsepe ka ba? Hari ka ba? diyos ka ba? Ha?!" Mataray kong sabi.

"Sino ako? Ako si Richard Clifford Humphrey, kung 'di mo pa alam. No. No. No. At no. Pero anak ako ng may-" 'di ko siya pinatapos sa kanyang sinasabi at sumingit ako.

"Oo na, Oo na! Ikaw na! Ikaw na yung anak ng may-ari sa school! You don't need to tell me everyday, I already know" inis kong sabi sakanya. Ugh! Why does he need to tell me that?!