Drunk

Awkward encounter

Phil

As things were just starting to heat up the neighbor starts to pound on the wall, scaring me and Dan. "SHUT UP!" he yells through the thin walls "NO FIGHT ME MATE" Dan yells back at him, I giggle from underneath him as he yells. //Yes in this story Dan tops// "OK HUNNY" The neighbor yells once again through the walls. At this point I'm becoming a little scared since I've never really made problems with the neighbor or anyone in my apartment building. "Um... Dan?" I say letting my worried voice be heard "Yea Philly?" He asks "I've never really had problems with my neighbors before so please don't do anything worth regretting" I tell him "I wont Philly. Promise." He says as he leans down and kisses me. All of a sudden the door burst open and I hear the weirdest sound come from my neighbor; almost like a constipated puppy. Out of shock I jump from the bed and run from the room; I guess it was a fight or flight reaction. When I get out of the room I turn back around and hear a thud followed by a gasp. "Oh my god what did you do Dan?" I ask him as my eyes instantly look to the body of my neighbor lying on the floor. "All I did was punch him cause he came at  me." He tells me "Well what do we do. He's still alive right, I mean he does have a pulse?" I ask Dan who leans down to check. "Yeah he's still alive." He tells me. I think of what to do about the situation and then it comes "What if we just take him back to his apartment and make him believe this whole thing didn't happen." Dan takes a few minutes to think it over "That actually might work. What apartment does he live in?" He asks "Hold on give me a second... I think his apartment could be 36-A." I tell him. He grabs the body by the arms and drags them to the hall way.