IF THE AVENGERS HAD FACEBOOK

IronmanAwesome has logged in

IronmanAwesome : Hey guys! Chilling and just getting some hot chicks!
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CaptainA : Tony. U do know that Pepper WILL kill u if she sees this post right?
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Hawkeye101 has changed his status from single to in a relationship
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IronmanAwesome : I thought I heard some noise coming from your room.
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Hawkeye101 : Stay. Out. Of. This.

IronmanAwesome : No.

Hawkeye101 : Tinman.
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IronmanAwesome : Legolas.
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CaptainA : Let's see what Natasha has to say about this.
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CaptainA has added BlackWidow64 into this group

IronmanAwesome : What, no! I mean, hi Natasha.

BlackWidow64 : ...
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SpiderManGuy : Sup guys!
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CaptainA : Oh hey Peter! Didn't know u had Facebook too.

SpiderManGuy : I have a social life too u know.

IronmanAwesome : Say. U up for a drink this Saturday night? My treat.

SpiderManGuy : Is he drunk? Cuz the last time I went for a 'treat' with him, I ended up having to pay for BOTH our drinks. And man can that guy drink.
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IronmanAwesome : Wohoo! Finally got up to 6.7M followers in here! How many u got Cap?

CaptainA : Ummm... 8.9M?

IronmanAwesome : WHAT!? How did u get THAT many followers!?

CaptainA : Oh wait. I just got 3M more.

IronmanAwesome : 11.9M???!!! Hah! I just unfollowed u! How'd u like that now Capsicle!

CaptainA : Still says 11.9M.
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Hawkeye101 has changed his status : One shot a day keeps the Tinman away.
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IronmanAwesome : I got one. How about, One Ironman plus One Tony Stark equals to?

Hawkeye101 : An arrogant play boy?
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IronmanAwesome : No...

BlackWidow64 : More like ugly ass.
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IronmanAwesome : Hey! I'll have u know, my ass is undoubtedly stunningly handsome.

HulkSmash : Dorky Douchebag?

IronmanAwesome : Jeez...

CaptainA : Stop it.
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IronmanAwesome : Thank u.

Captain A : Oh. I was talking to u Tony. The rest of the guys can continue.
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IronmanAwesome : ...Traitor

CaptainA : I do it for u Tony.
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