IF THE AVENGERS HAD FACEBOOK

TEXTS

Steve: Um. Guys? We have a problem.

(Y/N): What is it? Did Pietro steal Tony's suits again?

Tony: HE DID WHAT!?

Steve: No. I can't find Bucky anywhere. He was supposed to meet me for lunch. I've texted, called and called him again. Nothing.

(Y/N): Huh. Now that u mentioned it. I haven't seen him all morning.

Tony: Relax. He's probably out with Sam on a run or something.

Steve: Without me? :'(

(Y/N): Tony! Cheer up Steve. I'm sure Bucky just went out to get some fresh air is all.

Steve: Yeah. You're probably right.

Bruce: Hey, uh guys? I think I may have found ur missing person.

(Y/N): You found Bucky?! Where?

Bruce: He's by the mall by the coffee store. Or at least. I think it's him.

(Y/N): What do u mean u think it's him? Is he our Bucky or not?

Bruce: Well. How do I put this? That brunette with long hair certainly looks like Bucky. But he seems to be arguing with the cashier.

Tony: Wait. Bruce. What are u even doing at the mall anyways? I thought we agreed that we would meet in my lab like now?

Bruce: Oh dang! I forgot. I needed to get some groceries.

Tony: Groceries? Aren't you all too afraid about that whole hulking out in public places that kind of thing?

Steve: Guys! Focus! Bucky!

Bruce: Yeah. He's still arguing with the male cashier and it seems like it's getting really heated. He looks like he's ready to pounce. Oh no.

(Y/N): What? What is it Bruce? Spit it out!

Bruce: He just tackled the cashier. I am not going there. I need back-up.

(Y/N): *sigh* Steve, Tony and I will be there in a jiff.

Tony: What!? Why me!? Send Clint, Natasha or Sam or maybe Loki!

Loki: I refuse to partake in your petty fighting.

(Y/N): Clint is with Natasha on a mission somewhere to India. Sam is not here. So it's just gonna have to be u.

Bucky: Get off of me Rogers! And Stark! Watch where you aim those repulsors at!

(Y/N): Calm down Buck!

Bucky: I'll teach that cashier a lesson!

Steve: What happened?!

Bucky: I was trying to get that gift card that (Y/N) always wanted. But the stupid cashier kept refusing. Saying that the gift card was for employees or the relatives of employees only. I tried to reason with him, but he wouldn't budge!

Tony: So, you tackled him?

Bucky: Yeah...

(Y/N): That's so sweet of u Buck! You're the best boyfriend ever!

Bucky: Yeah. I still don't have that gift card though. It broke in half in the fight and was the only one left on the shelf. Sorry (Y/N).

(Y/N): It's alright.

Tony: Bruce. Where are u? We haven't seen u yet.

Tony: Bruce?

Bruce: HULK WANTS GIFT CARD!

(Y/N): Oh boy.

Steve: Avengers. Assemble.