Rental boyfriends scenarios (Osomatsu-San)

Osomatsu Matsuno

You walked up, excited because you thought you had a chance with someone. Even though they were a rental, you hoped they'd like you more than just someone who wants to rent a boyfriend for fun. You were 5 minutes late and he still wasnt there. You waited 10 minutes and still couldn't see him. You stood there and felt someone fall on your head... rain.
It was raining heavily for about 10 minutes until the rain stopped pouring down your hair. Someone used their hand to cover your head. A tall man with red hair and a white outfit.
"Ummm... I-I-I er um I'm not too sure if you're the person waiting for me" He said in a nervous voice.
"Oh, so you're the rental boyfriend?" you asked. You got angry with him.
"Um... Yeah... Kinda... but it's ¥500 for me protecting you from the rain" he said in a confident voice.
"¥500?! GOD DAMN IT! GET YOUR HAND AWAY FROM MY HEAD THIS INSTANT!" You shouted "AND HERE I WAS THINKING I WOULD GET SOMEONE WHO WOULDN'T RIP ME OFF!!!!"
He looked scared but tried to act confident.
"I'm sorry about that! I won't charge you ¥500, okay?! Now let's do something before the time runs out!" he shouted angrily.
"HMPH! FINE! LET'S GO TO AN INDOOR RESTARAUNT!" You shouted.
"O-O-Okay..." He replied, softly.
You started walking down the street and you both made eye contact. You both started blushing. He then leaned in to hug you and whispered in your ear.
"Since I'm making eye contact with you, blushing at you and hugging you and currently whispering in your ear, that'll be ¥100,000 please"
You got really angry thinking he only done this for the money.
"FINE! TAKE THE MONEY BUT DONT RUIN THE MOOD LIKE THAT EVER AGAIN! I WAS HOPING TO HAVE A CHANCE WITH YOU AT LEAST, GOD DAMN IT!" you shouted at his face.
"I'm sorry, but this is the only way, my dear." He said to you, in a different and nice tone while reaching out for your hand. "Let's get to this restaraunt before we become drenched in this awful rain"
You started to have second thoughts and forgave him for everything. You held his hand and walked with him.
"So... U-Um... whe..re s-shall we go?" you asked, vv nervously.
"McDonalds?" Osomatsu asked.
You stood at him, and you didn't know whether to cry, scream, or stand in confusement.
"Not anything fancy?" You asked.
"Well, I have to pay for your dinner only but I can afford a McDonalds? Unless you're willing to pay for the 'fancy dinner' you want" He replied.
You stood for a moment, thinking.
"Let's go to McDonalds???" you said, confused. He looked happy
You thought he looked like a little kid waiting excitingly for his McDonalds. You couldn't help but burst out laughing. He wasn't mature at all.
"W-What???? I love McDonalds... Okay?!" he said. "And besides, for me showing my true colours in front of you... it's gonna be ¥300,000
"GOD DAMN IT!!!!!!!!!" You shouted, causing everyone at your surroundings to stare at you. "YOU'RE COSTING ME SO MUCH!!!!!!!!!!" You shouted again.
"I'm sorry, darling, but let's go now" he said while you handed him the money.
On your way to McDonalds, which was literally around the corner. There was a place for betting on the horse races right next to it. You didn't like anyone that goes to those kinds of places, so you quickly walked to McDonalds. As soon as you got in, you realised Osomatsu wasn't by your side, You checked the whole restaurant, thinking he ran in because he was so excited, or maybe he was in the toilet.
You checked the whole restaurant and couldnt find him, so you waited outside the men's bathroom for 5 minutes. He didn't come out. You checked outside and couldnt see him. You walked down the street past the horse race place to see him inside betting on a horse.
You gave up on him and decided to walk home. "What a rip off" You whispered, angrily. "Someday, I'll sue them!"
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Note: If you think there's gonna be anything serious in this book, well there isn't lmao