Rental boyfriends scenarios (Osomatsu-San)

Karamatsu Matsuno

You sat in a cafe, drinking tea while waiting for your rental boyfriend. You arrived 1 hour early because you were far too excited. Around 30 minutes later, the man arrived. He was tall and slim and had dark blue hair. He wore sparkly jeans, a leather jacket and sunglasses. "Hello, are you the lovely woman hiring me?" He asked a random woman. The woman smacked him in the face with her handbag. you shouted at him. "Hello! over here!"
He turned his attention to you, his face turned bright red. Probably from embarrassment. "Hello, my honey" He said. You held your stomach and whispered "Painful".
He stared at you for a moment and then spoke. "Let's go, to a magical place, honey. Also I charge ¥5000 for people who call me painful" He said.
You began to get frustrated and disappointed. "¥5000 WHAT A RIP OFF!!! FINE TAKE THE MONEY BUT GIVE ME A WARNING BEFORE I DO ANYTHING" you shouted.
"I'm sorry, Honey, to disappoint you, but everytime you shout at me, I have to charge ¥5" he said, sadly.
"¥5 isn't bad at all" you said, somewhat relieved. "Fine"
You both sat awkwardly for a moment.
"My honey, shall we go somewhere? Maybe... my house?" He asked.
You stood there very confused, realising a rental boyfriend invited you to his own house.
"Um... You're only a rental?" you asked.
"Yes, but the gears of love are about to turn, my honey" He said.
You couldn't understand his dialogue at all, but you did kind of feel bad so you accepted the invite.
"Fine, Let's go, but first at least tell me your name...." you asked.
"Matsuno Karamatsu" he replied.
You stood and stared. You thought to yourself it was a confusing name but didnt care. The both of you walked 15 minutes to get to his house. When you both got there, he opened the door and embarrassingly said the words, "My honey! Welcome home!".
You went bright red and couldn't take it. You walked in and could instantly smell instant noodles and cologne.
"Meet my parents, young woman" He said. You nodded.
You saw a tall woman and a short man walk through. "Painful" they both whispered.
"Mommy, Dad, this is the girl that hired me!" Karamatsu said.
"Karamatsu, aren't you supposed to be a RENTAL boyfriend" Matsuya said.
"Mommy, dont treat me this way, please, this is the only time we have" Karamatsu replied.
Both parents walked away.
"Now, my honey, how about a tour of my house?" Karamatsu said, and sounded like he ran out of things to say and do.
"Sure?????" you replied.
Karamatsu showed you all of downstairs and soon showed you his bedroom.
"My burazas and I sleep here" he said.
"Burazas?" You asked.
"Brothers..." He painfully replied.
You stood and stared, you saw a red hoodie, a blue hoodie, a green hoodie, a purple hoodie, a yellow hoodie and a pink-ish hoodie scattered across the room. You also noticed the awfully long futon. You thought he had like 2 brothers that took up all the space on the bed, you then jokingly asked, "Wow! That futon is long, how many brothers do you have? 5?".
Karamatsu stared. "That's right!".
"YOU HAVE 5 BROTHERS?!" you screamed.
"Yes and they all look exactly like me, that's why we have different coloured hoodies. Mines is the blue, I wear it every day" he replied.
"BUT THAT HOODIE'S TOO SMALL FOR YOU" you shouted.
"My time is almost up, I may aswell show you." he said.
A light shun on Karamatsu, once it went away, you saw his true form. A little man who had black hair, way shorter than he was.
"WHAAAAA--?!" You gasped.
"I'm sorry, my honey, but rental boyfriend is now over. Please come again.
Also before you go. It'll be ¥1,000,000 altogether please" He said.
You didnt understand.
"WHY?!" You screamed
"Well, you kept shouting at me, you kept being awkward, you pretended I was your boyfriend, You were shocked I have 5 other brothers, you probably hate me now. I wont spare the details but I need this money for my burazas. Gomenasai." He said
You got up, gave him the ¥1,000,000 and left the house with a huge gasp on your face.
"I--I cant anymore" you said as you left.