Albert: Welcome peeples! To our next (and extremely delayed) How To! Now today, I'm going to show you how to write fanfiction and be good at it!! Now I have my lovely assistant-
Dave: I am your bro, thank you very much!
Albert: Shut it, Dave. So first, let's get out our big book of knowledge to help us!
(Dave slams a giant book on the table that just appeared out of nowhere that no one should question)
Random audience member: Where'd you get that?
Albert: I said no questioning. Now, lets open up the book and see what it has to say! (Albert flips through pages, mumbling to self) nope, that's not it, oh there's where that bookmark is!
-A few moments later-
Albert: Ah, here we go! Oh great book of knowledge, show us what you know about fanfiction!! (Albert does a strange ritual-looking dance that again, should not be questioned, while Dave stares oddly at her)
Dave: What're you doing? A book-themed-mating-dance?
Albert: (In a sing-song voice) Shut iiit, your opinion is not needeeeedddd
(The book begins to shake violently, and the pages begin to glow)
Albert: (Wipes away a fake tear) it's so beautiful...
(The book shutters uncontrollably, before coming to an abrupt stop on a certain page)
Albert: and there it is! Our first tip on writing fanfiction! It says...
Book: DO NOT WRITE YOUR FAN FICTION LIKE A SCRIPT!
Albert: 0-0 little harsh there, book. I think the book of knowledge is triggered. Anyway, so what the book means, is that when writing fanfiction, you SHOULD NOT write it as though it's a script.
Dave: Isn't that what we're doing?
Albert: We aren't fanfiction! It's different!!
