smaug on Facebook

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by smauglock14

by smauglock14

Smaug was sitting in the mountain on his laptop as usual when he gets a notification.
He clicks it.

" what the hell !"
Smaug sneers
" strange is throwing a party and I wasn't invited!?"

He gets another notification.

" what in hells fire !"

Smaug whips his tail

" khan got arrested for murder !"

He gets another notification.

" sherlock is playing his violin in new Zealand and no one told me !"

And yet another notification.

" bilbo is in Miami on vacation? "

Smaug closes his laptop.

" ok that's it im turning human and going to England "

Smaug gets ready but gets a notification.

" mycroft is dating lady smallword !"

And another notification.

" I lost all of my followers what the f**k !"

The end !