Driving
Aries
"Cut me off me off one more f*cking time I dare you."
Taurus
"STOP YELLING AT PEOPLE! THEY CAN'T HEAR YOU!"
Gemini
"Flipping people off really doesn't affect them fyi -_-"
Cancer
"Use your fRIKIN blinker!"
Leo
"Is it that hard to drive in a straight line?"
Virgo
"Please calm down; it's a car not an airplane."
Libra
"Don't wave at me like you're sorry."
Scorpio
"Get yo head outta yo a*s, you're seriously scaring me."
Sagittarius
"Get off the steering wheel like how can you even breathe."
Capricorn
"Please speed up oh my god."
Aquarius
"Get off your phone before I rip it outta your hand and shove it up your a*s."
Pieces
"Not everyone is trying to kill you like chill please."
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Zodiac Signs | Completed
RandomRandom things about zodiac signs! Most of these chapters I get online, very little I got from other Wattpad books. I understand not all things I say about your sign are true to you. (Completed w/ 2.7K reads, 402 votes)
