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What They Say Stubbing Their Toe

Aries
"GOD F*CKING DAMN IT" *breaks down door*

Taurus
"SH*T MAN!"

Gemini
"FIGHT ME YOU STUPID DOOR" (*dies of laughter*)

Cancer
"F*CK" *sobs* "YOU" *sobbing intensifies*

Leo
*screams while lying face down on a bed*

Virgo
"THIS WOULDN'T HAVE HAPPENED IF I WAS WEAR SHOES"

Libra
"Goodbye cruel world.."

Scorpio
*rips door off hinges* "NO MORE"

Sagittarius
*hits door* "STOP!" (Laura😂)

Capricorn
*bites fist* "No I'm fine I swear it's totally not broken"

Aquarius
"THAT DOIR WASN'T THERE BEFORE"

Pisces
"BUT WHY ME"

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