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As Parents

Aries
"He rejected you? I'll teach that little son of s mother f*cker a lesson" *whips out belt*

Taurus
"Idgaf if you already gave me a million reason list why you think you should go to that party. You're not going because I said so."

Gemini
"So tell me, how'd everything going with Jacob ;) Are you still fighting with Jackie? Yeah, and how about Rachel?"

Cancer
"Did you take your jacket? Are you sure you don't want some snacks? Remember to wear your seatbelt and don't drive drunk!"

Leo
"Tell how I look in this outfit"

Virgo
"How are your grades? Your struggling in math? Let me help you" *doesn't know how to do it them self either*

Libra
"Be nice and don't forget your manners!"

Scorpio
"Listen you little piece of sh*t I'll give you til the count of 3"

Sagittarius
"You look like f*cking homeless person change your clothes"

Capricorn
"Listen I know I can be hard on you with your grades but I still love you!"

Aquarius
"Lmao do whatever you want I love you"

Pisces
*hugs and kisses and smothers you all the time*

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