jyugo x reader prison pranks

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It's not easy having yourself a good time
Greasing up those bets and betters
Watching out they don't four-letter
Fuck and kiss you both at the same time
Smells like something I've forgotten
Curled up died and now it's rotten

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You walked through your school stepping over dead bodies with your scyth in hand. "(Y/n) get out someone called the cops" a voice echoed through the hall. You ignored it. Sure enough a half and hour later you were being dragged out of the school by police men.

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I'm not a gangster tonight
Don't want to be a bad guy
I'm just a loner baby
And now you got in my way

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You sat in the fenced in yard of the second prison this month, your head clicking as you thought of a way to escape. Finally it came to you, you stood up and walked to a guard. " what is it number (insert favorite number)" you smirked and put your face near his. "What do you say we blow this Popsicle stand and you take me home tonight" his monotone face instantly lit up. "Anything for a sexy girl like you"

Time skip

Hands clawed at the uniform covered back. Moans and pants were heard throughout the officers apartment. Minutes later the guard was handcuffed to his headboard. You smirked and shook your head. "never trust a woman darling." he growled at you as you walked out of the room, still fully clothed. In the middle of the hallway you stopped and looked at him.

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I can't decide
Whether you should live or die
Oh, you'll probably go to heaven
Please don't hang your head and cry
No wonder why
My heart feels dead inside
It's cold and hard and petrified
Lock the doors and close the blinds
We're going for a ride

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You smirked and walked back to him, "what to do. What to do. I could spare you." you said, flipping a Knife around. He looked at you with fear in his eyes, You grinned, Closing the blinds. A scream echoed through the apartment... you Sat there looking at his corps until Police found you and took you to nanba prison.

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It's a bitch convincing people to like you
If I stop now call me a quitter
If lies were cats you'd be a litter
Pleasing everyone isn't like you
Dancing jigs until I'm crippled
Slug ten drinks I won't get pickled

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You trudged through nanba prison, with your hands chained. "number (fav number), welcome to your cell,11 ,15 ,25 ,96, here's your new inmate, don't hurt her ok?" hajimes gruff voice spoke. You grunted and went into the cell then sat down. "so what did you get put in for" jyugo asked. "hmmm murder, resisting arrest, escaping, seducing a cop." you said shrugging. Jyugo nodded his head, "you?" jyugo and the others opened their mouth, "drugs, gambling, gang, escaping." they all spoke at the same time. You smirked.

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I've got to hand it to you
You've played by all the same rules
It takes the truth to fool me
And now you've made me angry

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You and monkey faught at the training grounds. You letting out your anger and his testing you. In a matter of seconds you were flat on your butt. Monkey laughed until you tackled him and started punching him continuously. You felt arms wrap around you and saw jyugo and rock pulling you off. You smiled and purposefully fell back on top of them. You all laughed then went back to your cell.

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I can't decide
Whether you should live or die
Oh, you'll probably go to heaven
Please don't hang your head and cry
No wonder why
My heart feels dead inside
It's cold and hard and petrified
Lock the doors and close the blinds
We're going for a ride

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You sat in the big cell thinking about the fight, jyugo had gotten you a cloth and was now sitting next to you in awkward silence. You smiled and hugged him. "hey useless, wanna go get revenge on monkey?" you asked smiling. He nodded and got up to unlock the door. You two ran out thinking of what you could do.

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Oh I could throw you in the lake
Or feed you poisoned birthday cake
I won't deny I'm gonna miss you when you're gone
Oh I could bury you alive
But you might crawl out with a knife
And kill me when I'm sleeping
That's why

I can't decide
Whether you should live or die
Oh, you'll probably go to heaven
Please don't hang your head and cry
No wonder why
My heart feels dead inside
It's cold and hard and petrified
Lock the doors and close the blinds
We're going for a ride

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You smirked and told him your plan he nodded, you two ran into the guard break room and set a bucket above the door. Minutes later Hajime and monkey walked in, both getting soaked in water, you and jyugo laughed and fell on the ground together. He hugged you and whispered "your a genius, that's why I love you." you looked at him and pecked his cheek before running past the fuming guards, laughing like a maniac.

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