I fucking hate walking around so much. It's fucking boring. Why the fuck did I agree to go out with Dante. It's not that I don't wanna hang with my best mate but since he brought Kitty his girlfriend she had to go and bring her whiney ass mate. I mean I fucked her once months ago at a party because she made it easy as fuck and she thinks that there's more to it. If I'm gonna go back to fucking a chick more than once they have to blow my mind, not spread their legs before I've even gotten the words hello out. Sophie definitely spread em probably faster than that.
I rolled my eyes as I watched kitty drag Dante towards Super drug. Really? I can't be fucked With spending a fucking age looking at Chicks make up and shit. Turning my head I frown down at Sophie when she leans in closer to me, wrapping her arm around mine. Is she serious. No not happening.
“Sophie. Stop it seriously, it's not happening. Ever.” I say pulling my arm from hers forcefully.
“Come on Blake! You know we'd be good together. We'd make a great couple”
I couldn't help but laugh at her and point out, “Why because I'm hot and your desperate?”
Sophie opened and closed her mouth a few times before she smiled and walked off towards Dante and kitty. Making my way fully into the shop I winked at the hot chick at the perfume counter and smirked when she smiled back playing with her hair. Damn I needa get me some tonight.
Walking up to Dante, I bumped into his side sniggering when I caught him off balance.
“Fuck off Blake!”
“Jesus, who got your panties in a twist” I asked slapping his back.
When he didn't bother responding I rolled my eyes looking around the shop for some, entertainment shall we say when me eyes stopped on a girl wearing a green beanie with some weirdly coloured hair pulled out of her hat. I quietly walked closer and noticed that she was comparing her hair to a box of dye, weirdly intently. The fuck is she hiding under there?
Walking closer I leaned over and quickly pulled the beanie off of her head shouting, “What are you hiding under there?!”
She turned around and slammed back into the shelves behind her, knocking a couple boxes including the one in her hands to the floor and screamed, “Holy fuck!”
Well fuck me. What the fuck is wrong with her hair? It's all patchy and shit.
“So we have a potty mouth with really really bad fucking hair.”
I watched with a raised eyebrow waiting for her to answer me as she took some time to flick her eyes over my body and face. Yeh I know I'm hot as shit before she turned slightly to look over at my friends. I couldn't help but grin as she glared at Sophie who was laughing and pointing at her. Probably the hair. Then slowly brought up her hand sticking her middle finger at her.
“The fuck is your problem dude?”
I stared at her with a raised eyebrows before letting out a deep belly laugh. “You looked all suspicious and shit. I was bored and curious.”
She looked at me like I made no sense and asked, “You were bored and curious?”
“Yeh that is what I said right? Besides your hair looks kinda crappy but it's cute” I finished off with a wink.
“You can't just go around man handling peoples beanies!” She shouted pointing at me.
Rolling my eyes I shrugged my shoulders staring at her with a smirk. Turning around she blindly grabbed two hair dyes before slamming her body past me as she stormed towards the cashier. I raised my eyebrow as she I watched her leave. Well that was eventful. Definitely worth it. Mind you she had a nice ass. She'd be a challenge but I definitely would.
I was pulled out of my thoughts by Sophie Rubbing her hand across my chest and smiling at me. “What?”
“ I was saying that I'm actually pretty cold and it's raining outside can I wear your hoodie?”
“Didn't you literally just have a jacket on?” I asked her irritated.
She rolled her eyes and sighed, “Yes but it was really thin so I was hoping you would be a gentlemen and let me use yours?”
I stared at her with a raised eyebrow before bluntly replying, “Fuck no. Go ask some other sad sap or better yet suck it the fuck up and put your own fucking jacket on.”
Dante punched me in the arm before glaring at me warningly, “Be nice man jesus!”
I shrugged and grinned walking off past kitty ruffling her hair laughing when she Batted my hands away. Walking past the mens health section I grabbed some more Body spray before walking towards the condom section. Running low definitely need to stock back up.
Bending down I look over the condoms and settle on grabbing a 12 pack of ultra thin durex. Standing back up I turn around to walk back to Dante but bump into Sophie again. For fuck sake does she not give up? This is why I hate chilling with Dante when this bitch is around. Why why did I have to fuck her? Because she was easy that’s why and I didn't wanna bother playing cat and mouse with someone that night.
“Are they for us?” She asked batting her eyelashes.
“No Sophie there for me. Not you and me, just me. If you want some then buy some your self.” I muttered as I walked past her towards Dante and kitty at the cashiers counter.
After we finished paying we stopped outside while Dante answered his phone. I turned towards Sophie who had put her jacket on and slowly pulled my hoodie on, purposely making eye contact with her when I could and slowly dragging it down over my abs, smirking when she followed the movements.
“Yo, Blake wanna go to a party? Jamie said that some flat in his student block is having one and there all gonna crash it?”
I stared at Dante and held my fist up for a fist bump, “Fuck yeh man, Lets do it!” I replied smiling.
A student party? Fuck yeh. It'll be awesome. Half the time Student parties are bomb, they always get a little wild what with most wanting to prove a point to everyone.
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Punching Blake
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