"How to be a bitch: the great therapy of all time! It classifies you as the hottest between your friends, you can take it anywhere, school, home, work, or even at dates!
Advantages:
1) breaking hearts
2) having a sugar daddy
3) ability to wear heels all the time
4) waking up with already a makeup face
5) the ability to rebel and destroy other people
6) making fun of every breathing creature passing by
7) disobeying grown ups, especially parents
8) no sugar, no carbs
9) if you eat anything, you throw it up
10) every guy falls in love with you
11) making sure your ribs are showing
12) perfect teeth and nails
13) long, small, free black head nose
14) fake personality, checked!
15) walking while the ability to dislocate your hip
16) stealing your bestfriends' boyfriends
17) your weight must be under 55
18) makes sure the book must be on your head, not in your hands
19) lowers the IQ, that attracts males
20) simply, creates you as a barbie
Side effects of this medicine:
1) depression
2) increasing in cockiness hormone level, which leads to selfish and hungry soul
3) attracting people who take this medicine, too
4) people who don't take it starts to cut the connection
5) gaining attention, reputation, probably not good
6) hard to quit this one
7) suicide thoughts
8) eating disorders and bulimia
9) crying at night
10) labeled as 'cheap' for males
11) labeled as 'slut' for females
12) low grades, failing classes
13) losing faith in everything, even God
14) increases stupidity level
15) it changes the heart's structure into a black irregular shaped organ
16) drinking problems
17) standing infront of the mirror for too long
18) being so fake that no one doubts you're suffering
19) your clothes are too wide
20) having no dignity
See? The disadvantages aren't that much! If I were you, I'd buy tons of it! This is how to be a bitch, you don't desire it, you don't want it, you need it!"
....Mom, Can we buy this?
....No, we don't need another clone around this doomed neighborhood!!!
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