Jokes are Sometimes Half Meant

Chapter1

"Goodmorning Ganda" bati sakin ni Noel. (Noela sya paggabi) Ang ganda ng mga gising namin. HAHAHA

"Goodmorning din" sagot ko.

Habang naglalakad ako papunta sa classroom, may humatak sakin papatalikod

"AYYY!" pasigaw ko.

"Ingay mo naman. Umagang umaga" napalingon ako, akala ko naman kung sino. Si bebe lang pala. HAHAHA.

Sya si Marky Flores, classmate ko yan since ngayong year lang pero super close na kami. Ang aking partner in crime. Tawagan namin bebe. Pero hindi kami, wala din kaming feelings sa isa't isa. Ewan ko lang sakanya. Charot. :D

"Ganda ng bati mo ng good morning!" I said sarcastically.

"Ganun talaga, mahal kita e. HAHAHA" 

"Labyutu. Kiss ko"

"Kisskiss-in kita sa pader e."

See? Lagi syang ganyan. :D Puro lang kami kalokohan at barkada

"Onga pala, anyare sainyo ni Jay kagabe? Emong emo ka a, monggoloid ka ba?"

"Pucha MARKEE! Kapag emo, monggoloid na? HAHAHAHAHHA"

"Mejo, hahaha. btw, yung tanong ko? anyare nga?"

"Wag mo ng intindihin yun. Tara na"

Hinila ko sya papasok ng classroom. Makulit na masyado e. Kainis ba. HAHA. :D

Onga pala, let me introduce myself.

I'm Louise Dela Fuente. 16. Philippines!

Dejoke. HAHAHA. I'm Louise, sometimes called Lia. :D Anlayo no? Hayaan nyo na. XD Fourth year student of St. John Academy! Beautiful daughter of Stephen&Maricel Dela Fuente. :D

I was back to my senses when,

"Yieeeeeeraaaayy." sigaw ng mga classmates kong monggoloid.

"Anmeron?" tanong ko.

Nakita kong pangisi-ngisi si Marky. "Anong meron?" Tanong ko sabay siko kay Marky.

"Aray ko naman. :3" Sabi nya

"Alam mo Lia, kapag kayo nagkatuluyan ni BebeMarky magpapaparty ako." singit ni Albert while brushing my hair.

"Kami naman na a. Diba bebeko?" with puppy eyes

"Oo naman." then he winked at me

"HAHAHHAHAHAHAHHA" sabay naming tawa.

ganyan kami. Parang kami pero in a fun way. No strings attached. :D Gets? <3

Weeks has passed. Omygee. Masyado nang nakakapagod yung mga ginagawa namin. Di pa naman kami college -,-"""

In a MAPEH Class.

"Okay guys, I'll group you into 5, then you're going to pair up and dance cha-cha. Ok?"

"Yes Ma'am." -Classmates

Then, there she goes.

Groupings. Grouping. Blah, bla, bla.

"Dela Fuente and Flores. Tutal, parehas kayong dancers, I don't need to separate you both. You'll be the last performer. Ok?" -Ms. Macomis.

Say whuuut? Nagkatinginan kami ni Marky. It's so errrr. Ayokoooo. Dejokelang. Di naman sa ayaw pero, lagi ko na nga yang kasama e. :3 IhateIt. -__________-"""

Wala na kong nasabi kundi, "yes po Ms."

Then, the bell rangs. Finally! It's snack time. I really need to eat to put this bad mood away. -__-""

As I walk outside the room, somebody pulled my arms. And it was my bestfriend. :)

"Uy bakla, ok ka lang?" tanong nya "yea. I'm cool. Let's eat?"

"Sure." Then hinila nya ko papunta cafeteria.

By the way, She's Sadee Basa. My bestestfriend in the whole universe. :) Mabait yan, kapag tulog. She's sweet and err maldita like me. XD

"Earth to Liaaaa" called her

"Oh.. Sorry, what was that?"

"I said, ANONG LALAMUNIN NATIN NGAYON?" She said like talking to a deaf.

"Ahh, ikaw nalang bahala. Kuha ako tables."

Then I sat to a table for three. Wala kasing for two na available. Lahat occupied by lovers na. :v

Someone caught my eye. It was my omygoooood. Ex-boyfriend. </3 With a girl. Damn. Then my vision became blur, then I realized, I was crying. Why would I ever cry? He's just my EX.

"Heyy, heyy.." Then he hugged me. Then I bursted out. TYT

"You look funny, hahahaha. Bakit ba?"

"wala, wala." I answered then wiped my tears.

"Buti pala dumating ako, mukha kang tanga kaninang nakatayo habang umiiyak" he said while laughing.

"Marky, thank you" I said out of nowhere.

"Para san?" he asked curiosly.

"For...." I said, "err, nevermind"

"pasalamat ka kasi mahal kita" he murmured.

I was about to ask him what was it when.

"Hey, here's the food." Sadee shouted.

"Di mo kailangan sumigaw dude." sabi ni Marky while tapping Sadee. "Nga pala, kita nalang tayo mamaya partner" he said and winked at me then left

:3 Damn you Markeeeee! XD

"Ye, sure" I answered.

"Well someone's got a date" teased Sadee.

"Oh SHATAP!" I freaked out

 "HAHAHHAHAHHAH. ILoveyoutoo." she said while laughing.

I didn't mind her, I just started eating my pasta. After that, we went back to our classroom.

"Hi Partner!" I shouted.

"Oh partner. San tayo praktis?"

"Sa bahay nalang."

"Nakakatamad" he complained.

"aba, aba. Mr. Flores! Grades o Katamaran mo?" I raised my voice.

"Hehehe. Oo na, sabay tayo ha?" he said with sa sweet voice

"Oo na po"

"Labyu. hahahahaha" he said.

"Labyutoo" I rode on his joke.

-Urrgghh. I hate him :3