We can only go in One Direction (One Direction fan fiction)

"I Like Turtles... :)"

HA! HAHA! CHAPTER FIVE! HA!

I'm gonna go right ahead and say "I HAVE ACHIEVED THE ACHIEVEMENT OF THE FIFTH CHAPTER!"

Ha, there! I said it!

Ok, I'm done being happy. :(

Oh and by the way, since the last chapter was pathetically short, this one is long. like I mean, 'it took me forever to write and I'm saying it's long to make myself happy' long!

I like this chapter because the boys are in it more :)

GO FIND THE BOYS!!! :D

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The guy looked familiar…. But I couldn’t place it…

"OH!" I shot up and stood there with wide eyes.

This is One Direction,

Well 3 fifths of One Direction, anyways….

...

"Haha… Umm.. . Sorry. I didn't mean to interupt…" I trailed off looking around to try and come up with a name for it, "this." I clarified.

I started feeling a little bit bad for Jessie, she would spit it if she knew I was here and didn't mention her, and plus it is her birthday isn't it?

"Sorry." I apologised for zoning out, "Did you say something?" I asked, since they were all looking at me expectantly

"Nope." Curly said, and kept standing there with the other two… I still can’t remember their names.. damn it..

"Right. Ok. Well I was looking for the bathroom and a waiter came in this way and I was about to burst so I thought I would just come in and ask, and then I got attacked with cake and pizza." I looked at the food that was smeared down the wall behind me, "Thanks for that by the way, gave me a good fright." I said sarcastically, and then I remembered that their sort of super famous and it probably would be a good idea to get on their bad sides, "Sorry" I said for what felt like the thousandth time.

"Er… It’s all good." Louis said, thank god for Curly shouting his name out before. Otherwise I would be at a complete loss for the names.

"I'm just going to go before this gets anymore awkw-"

"I LIKE TURTLES!" Curly shouted out, effectively cutting me off.

"Well scratch that then…" I muttered, thinking about my earlier thought of leaving before things got more awkward.

Sauce-hair smacked him, "Really Harry? Now?" He asked Curly, well I guess he is Harry then…

"Oh, before I go, You three are part of One Direction group-music-bandish-boyband-thing right?" I asked stupidly

"I think so…" Louis said, and I could see him mouthing 'group-music-bandish-boyband-thing' to himself. Awesome wording Skyler, damn awesome. I mentally slapped myself

"Listen, my best friend is out there and it’s her birthday, and my only gift to her was me going to your concert with her." I stopped and thought about how stupid that sentence was. "Anyways. And it would be amazing if I could possibly get an autograph for her. I understand if you just want me to go." I said quickly. I was starting to blush from embarrassment, because yes! Standing awkwardly in front of three fifths of a famous music group thing is embarrassing!!

"Sure, anything for the random girl on the floor." Louis said and winked at me,

"Thank you," I smiled, thinking ‘damn now I’ve got her brothers beat!’

"No problem, I'm just glad you didn't go all crazy like the last waitress that came in here…" Sauce-hair said and signed a picture of them that they happened to just have lying around