A Doctor calls his patient he recently received yesterday.
DOC - I have bad and good news to tell you Steve.
STEVE - Oh..I'll have the good news first.
DOC - You have 24 Hours to live.
STEVE - Oh my gosh?! I guess I'll have to bad news now..
DOC- Yeah, sure..I forgot to tell you yesterday...
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