Impossibilities in the world -
1. You can't count your hair.
2. You can't wash your eyes with Soap.
3. You can't breath when your tongue is out.
4. Put your tongue back in fool.
10 Things I know about you -
1. You're reading this.
2. You're Human.
3. You can't say the Letter "P" Without seperating your lips.
4. You just attempted to do it.
6. You are laughing at yourself.
7. You have a smile on your face, and you just skipped Number 5.
8. You just checked to see if there was a number 5.
9. You laugh at this because you're a idiot and everyone else does it too.
10. You're probably gonna send this or show this to someone to see if they fall for it too.
YOU ARE READING
Big book of Jokes!
RandomMaybe you're in a car ride? Spare time? Anything, you've come to the right place to piss yourself out of laughter! Enjoy!