Momentz

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A few hours later, we get to De La Soul's hotel room.
"Soul, hey buddy!"
"S'up, man?"
"Not much, how have you been, old chap?"
"I've been good. What about you? I haven't heard anything from you guys for a few years now."
"We've been busy writing a new album, doing videos and such."
"Cool, cool. So, what's on the agenda?"
"We're just gonna get some lunch. Have a nice moment like we used to."
"Sounds good."

We arrive at the restaurant. I see weird guy walk in with us.
"Noodle, does he look like a clone to you?"
"We are you asking me?"
"You know, the whole robotic clone thing a few years back?"
"He looks like a weird guy. What do want from me?"
"I don't know, he looks weird."
"Yeah."
"Okay."
We all sit down.
"So, Soul, how's the family?"
"Sheila's doing fine. She got a promotion to Vice President of her company, and...."
I can't keep my eyes off that weird guy. He seems like trouble.
"2D!"
"What?"
"I asked you if you were feeling okay."
"I, uh, I'm fine, thanks."
The waiter comes to our table. We all order meals.
I continue to stare at the guy. He signals me to go over there.
"Uh, guys, I need to use the bathroom. I'll be right back."
I get up and sit across from the guy.
"Hello, 2D."
"Who are you?"
"Call me 573. I'm here to fulfill a duty I've been granted."
"A duty?"
He pulls out a gun, only showing a small portion.
"What!? Who!?"
"That's classified information."
"Just tell me."
"If I told you, I'd have to kill you. In fact, I'd have to kill you anyway."
He stands up and pulls the gun on me.
Suddenly, Noodle cuts his hand off with the sword from Popcaan's house.
573 runs out of the restaurant.
Noodle takes the gun.
These are the moments I hate.

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