in which the reader realises two things : • the jedi must end && • luke skywalker is cooler than you'll ever be
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WELCOME TO THE PLANET ACH'TO. you're probably visiting to : a ) persuade me to join the resistance b ) try and kill me ( i'd like to see you try , crylo ren) c ) get some of my amazing wisdom ( notables include : " the jedi must end " && " but i was going to tosche station to pick up some power converters! " ) d ) become a jedi , like my dau- i mean , rey.
well , that's nice and all , but please go away. this hermit needs his solitude. without it , he wouldn't be a hermit , and then would have to rethink his entire title : " the wise jedi && hermit luke skywalker ". and trust me when i say the backup option isn't ideal or creative. what kind of name is just " luke skywalker " ?
