Most Common Lies: • I won't laugh, I promise. • Your table will be ready in a few minutes. • I'm just kidding. • I never got your text. • I HAVE READ AND AGREED TO THE TERMS AND CONDITIONS. • You will need to know this later in life. • I'm fine. • No, i'm okay. I'm just tired. • Okay, just one more episode. • I'm on my way. • Sorry, my parents said no.
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Love is a weird thing. You just pick a human and you're like: "Yes I pick dis one. I shall let thee ruin thy life forever."
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That moment when you make plans with friends, get excited and then your mom's like:
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YAY TERRYTV
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I love the fact that they sell family-sized oreo boxes thinking that they're gonna share some with their family.
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My thoughts during school: Me: Whyyyyyy Me: I wonder when my teacher lost their virginity. Me: What if a man with a gun walked in right now. Me: When's lunch. Me: The fuck is this. Me: Why are you here Me: What if I stood up on the desk and ripped my pants off. Me: Don't touch me. Me: Ugh
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Attractive boys: Hi i'm famous Hi I like boys Hi i'm a douchebag Hi i'm twice your age Hi I have a girlfriend Hi I don't like you back Hi I live on the other side of the planet Hi I don't know that you exist Hi i'm a fictional character
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Me at school: I hate all of you
Stop screaming you saw your friend yesterday
Holy crap walk faster
I hate this subject
Don't touch me.
We're not friends.
Maybe if I hit my head on my desk enough times i'll die
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Me: Okay, okay. I'm serious now. *awkward pause* Also me: *burts out laughing maniacally*
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Youtube: This video is not available in your country
Me: Where the hell am I from? NARNIA?
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There's no "we" in fries. There's still no "we" in chips. And there's definitely no "we" in pizza.
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Thank you, again internet. Lol. Are these relatable to you people?
