kpop imagines

hormones.jjk

pairing: you and jungkook

genre: humor

warnings: mild swearing, lube and condoms, mentions of porn

word count: 1196

I scrolled through my phone, bored as fuck. I put the device away and laid my head on the counter. It was almost midnight and my co-worker hasn't returned yet. The 24/7 convenience store I was working on was empty of customers and my shift was already over but my lazy co-worker prevented me from going home. I heard a sound of a bell coming from the entrance, indicating that there's a customer. I looked up and saw a familiar tall, attractive guy.

He always come here during the day, buying sodas and chips. Sometimes he would come with a friend. I watched his figure, walking to the lady's isle. I scrunched my eyebrows. Maybe he's buying tampons for his girlfriend. I went back to my own business, waiting for him to check out the things he bought.

My eyes were already droopy and I decided to try and call my co-worker for the umpteenth time. Still, I was led to the voicemail. "Yah. You punk! where are you?! I just want to sleep already. Bye asshole." I said through the phone quickly as I noticed the boy coming. I put down my phone as he approached me.

He dropped the things he got and it was far from tampons. I awkwardly cleared my throat and took the bottles of lube and the box of condoms. I studied the items as I scan them.

Kiwi Strawberry

Wild Blueberry

Juicy Watermelon

Pasante King Size

I chocked on my own saliva, the guy clearly noticing. He blushed but said nothing. "So uh.. that would be xxx xxx won. You come here often?" I said, trying to make a conversation like I do with every customer. It was clearly awkward but I need to do my job. "Yeah.. You're not wearing your uniform?"

"My shift was over twenty minutes ago. I can't leave the store without my co-worker here." I said as I handed him the bag "Speaking of the devil." I muttered as I saw that lazy asshole walk in the shop. The customer gave me his payment and I put it on the drawer of the cash register. "I didn't catch your name.." he said.

I looked up at him and there was this small open mouthed smile on his face, almost like a smirk. I narrowed my eyes at him "It's y/n" There was something mischievous about the look he had on his face. "I'm Jungkook. Do you want me to walk you home? I-I mean, it's pretty late..." he offered.

I quirked an eyebrow at him "Hey, y/n." my co-worker, Jiwoo, greeted. "Hello to you too, asshole. Took you long enough." I snapped at him. He came close to me and put his arm around my shoulder which I shrugged off immediately. "Sorry babe. The girl I was with was just so kinky. She won't le–"

"Yeah, yeah. I get it. You don't need to explain the whole thing." I said, my nose scrunched in disgust. "Well, I'm leaving." I said as I grabbed my bag. "C'mon, Kookie. Let's leave that pervert." I said, grabbing Jungkook's wrist.

Wait, I'm with a pervert too.I thought to myself. We got out of the ratchet store and I let go of his wrist. I started walking "You can go home now!" I shouted over my shoulder "Wait! B-but.."

I turned around "What?" He run towards me, stopping when he was a foot away from me. "Some creep might show up and hurt you. It is twelve in the morning after all." he said. I pointed his bag "What about that? Someone's waiting for you." I said "I think hyung can wait. Safety is more important, you know?"

My eyes almost popped out of my eye sockets, but quickly composed myself. Hyung? But he looks and sound nowhere near gay. "Are you sure he won't be mad? Your hyung might be really needy tonight." I asked "I'm sure he'll understand. Now, come on. Let's get you home." he said taking hold of my wrist and started walking.

"Uhm, Kookie?"

"Yeah?"

"We're going the wrong way."

"I knew that."

"Thank you for walking me home Jungkook." I said as we reached my apartment. "No problem." he said with a small smile on his face "Uhm, you don't mind hanging out tomorrow, right?" he asked, scratching the back of his neck. I grinned "Sure, why not? I'm at the store around noon." I informed.

He nodded with a shy smile on his face "Well, bye Kookie. Have a nice fuck with your boyfriend." I said as I got my keys out. "Boyfriend?" he asked, eyebrows snapping together in confusion then realization dawned upon him "Oh shit" he said laughing "I'm not gay, y/n." he added, still laughing.

Now it was my time to be confused "Are you gonna watch live porn then? Is that what the condoms are for? Or are you gonna shoot one? Oh my God, Jungkook." I said, covering my mouth. "I didn't mean to disturb you and your job. You can go home now and shoot some porn." I said frantically.

Jungkook started laughing harder, getting red in the face. He bent down, clutching his stomach "Y/n.. I-I'm not a porn star." he said through giggles. "Then what are those for?" I asked, completely lost as to why he's laughing. "They're for my h-hyung, y/n." he said, still laughing "He just asked me to buy these for him."

I stared blankly at him. Then my mouth slowly formed an 'o' shape.

"Oh."

I blushed at my stupidity and slowness. "Uhm, sorry.." I mumbled "For mistaking you for a gay man. And a porn watcher. And a porn star." I added as the blush on my face worsen. Jungkook was still giggly but managed to calm down "You're something, y/n." he said "I look forward to our date tomorrow."

"Date?" I said with an eyebrow quirked. "You obviously mistook that as a friendly hangout. I was asking you out y/n." he said, an amused smile clear on his face. "The answer is still yes so..."

"I'll see you tomorrow then." he said, beaming at me. I returned the smile and nodded. He opened his mouth to say something but he was cut off by the buzzing of his phone. He took his phone out and looked at the text that he received.

He put it back on his pocket "Hyung's getting impatient." he said. We bid our goodbyes and he started walking backwards, still waving at me. I smiled and waved back. When his back turned, I quickly open the door to my house. I got inside and closed the door behind me. I rested my body against the wooden door, closing my eyes with a sigh.

That was the most awkward, most embarrassing thing that ever happened in my life.

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Short and shitty but I tried my best. I hope you found that humorous. I don't usually write like this but what do you guys think? lol I think I should stick with angst.

Stay lovely.

-chas xx