Samuel Seabury was walking down the street. He was tired and he desperately needed a break from his work. He longed for his wonderful gay husband, who was actually a rock with a hole in it so that they could have some fun together at night. This is when a beautiful lady named Maria Reynolds walked into his life.
"Yo waddup Sammy, I've heard about you." Maria said, making a totally gangsta pose with her golden chains, sunglasses, and backwards hat.
"Who the actual fuck are you?" Samuel asked in reply, genuinely concerned with this lady.
"Let's do the do."
Samuel eyed her before shrugging, "Okay."
Maria dragged Samuel into her bed and Samuel fucked her so hard she screamed. Her husband, James Reynolds, found out because of the screaming and the smell of moist love in their bedroom.
"SAMMY GIVE ME YOUR MONEY AND YOU CAN FUCK MY WIFE." He yelled at poor Samuel.
"Okay." Samuel replied, throwing his money at Jimmy James.
James took a bath in the money, slathering it all over his tender skin while Samuel and Maria fucked even more.
Then Samuel realized he had a husband.
"Gotta blast." He said before running at the speed of sound to his rocky husband.
