Pick Up Line #14

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Note: got this from google or tumblr. i'm not quite sure.

i know this is not a pick up line, but it's a... [read no. 6] 😂


Unsure of how to confess your love to someone? Try this:

1. Acquire several dozen limes.
2. Go up to them and then drop all the limes.
3. Start picking them up, but keep dropping them. The clumsier you look the better.
4. Keep doing this until you have their attention (this could take up to 30 minutes).
5. Finally gather up the limes. Try looking a bit sheepish.
6. Look them deeply in the eyes and say, "Sorry, I'm bad at Pick up Limes."
7. Marry them.

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