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51) Call out to people in the hallways. If your friend, or even a random person, is walking by your class after the bell rings, say something like, "What's up?" or, "I'll text you in a minute!" to show that your mind isn't really on the task at hand

52) Whine or complain about everything to the teacher.

53) Take a plastic water bottle and crumble it up, many teachers report being annoyed by that sound.

54) Make sure the classroom is big, and there's a good number of students in the class. Your chances of not getting caught while annoying your teachers is much higher that way.

55) If you have a really strict teacher, only annoy them occasionally. If you annoy them too often, you will get in trouble and have a bad reputation for it

56) If you have tattletale classmates don't let them know you are the one annoying the teacher if you want to keep it a secret.

57) Make sure other students in the class are loyal and won't spill your name even if the whole class gets into trouble.

58) If you get caught, do as your teacher says (him/her telling you to get out of the class, to the principals office etc.) but act somewhat amused. Don't try to act rough or arrogant, though; a teacher who's upset may not bother taking the drastic actions

59) chew gum

60) Walk into the classroom like a super spy. (keep your back on the walls as you walk, point your finger up like a gun, look around with shifty eyes, hum the mission impossible theme,

61) If your teacher is yelling at a classmate, wait for them to finish their tantrum then ask” DOES SOMEBODY NEED A HUG?????” very loudly.

62) If your teacher starts blowing up at you for saying that simply reply “Wow, I can tell you’re a blast at parties”

63) When your teacher tells you to stop, cross your arms and say “your racist against paper aren’t you.”

64) When your teacher asks you why you didn’t do your homework say “I dropped it while beating up this guy for saying you’re the worst teacher ever.” then smile and sit.

65) When you have a sub, wait for them to write their name on the board. Then when they say hello my name it Mr./Mrs (insert name here), you stand up and say “PROVE IT!”

66) During a test, raise your hand and wait for your teacher to walk over to you. Then when they whisper, “what do you need help on?” you smirk and whisper “I know what you did last summer”

67) Back in normal clothes) hand candy out to everyone then walk up to your teacher and say “HA! None for you =P that’s payback for that F!

68)When you leave the class bow and say “May the force be with you, young one.”

69) Whisper to the person next to you. When the teacher comes up behind you, scream “OMG GET AWAY! Old bat ! Old bat ! Old bat !!!!!!!!!!!!”

70) When you graduate, hug your teacher and say, “I’M GONNA MISS YOU SOOOOOOO MUCH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!”

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