90) if you have to wear a tie in school (like me) just at random time during class just take off the tie and tie it around your head like you don't care
91) Sit in you seat but sit there and stared at your teacher the entire lesson. using only your eyes follow them if they walk around and smile creepily at them the entire lesson.
This will creep the hell out of them.
92) When they turn around, play the John Cena theme song. When they turn back around, stop it. Keep doing it and it will drive them CRAZY. I almost got caught... I only did it once though
93) during phys. ed. when the teacher says any more questions say " why does my dogs breath smell like dog food"
94) start eating pop tarts in class and when the teacher tells you to stop say i skipped breakfast to do my homework
95) ask your physics teacher why E=MC2 and when they cant answer it say i wish i had a nicer teacher. then say why are you always so negative.
96) stab holes in your paper in those holes put whip cream and say your paper was attacked by a porky pine
97) run into the principals office and yell reerag and make all these sick sounds and yell i forgot my pills
98) Run in the hall way when cought and told no, go on talking about how running is a much better exersise than rope climbing, and how a praticular rule is going to cause the end of the world.
99) . If you're late, quote Tolkien: "A wizard is never late. Nor is he early. He arrives precisely when he means to
100) Make-up the silliest and craziest excuses for showing up late at school (e.g. I saved an old lady on my way to school, the aliens abducted me for half an hour, etc.).
