Percy was walking to the stables at camp when he was stopped by Jason.
"I'm so much better than you, Percy," he said with a smirk. "I became praetor."
Percy blinked. "I found Zeus' lightning bolt at the age of 12. I went through the Sea of Monsters and got the golden fleece from Polyphemus at age 13. Then I held up the sky when I was 14. At 15 I traveled through the Labyrinth. Then I saved the world by defeating Kronos on my 16th birthday. I also became praetor after saving everyone from a giant. Not to mention the fact that I was offered immortality. I think I win."
Percy pushed past Jason. Jason dropped dead from under-achievement.
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The Many Deaths of Jason Grace
FanfictionI'm gonna write a bunch of different ways Jason Grace dies because I don't like him. If you like him then don't read. Be nice.
