If you asked me to seriously kiss someone on a screen, I would be very uncomfortable. But I will lick any part of your face.
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I only come up with things when I am talking to myself, which I do constantly. The sidewalk and the subway are the best places for this. I speak at full volume and then laugh at myself if I like what I just said.
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Getting recognized on the street is fine, but I never really wanted to be famous.
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For an impression, I just find that I can do a lot of the people I love without much research, because I've already watched hours and hours of them on video and it seeped into my brain while I wasn't thinking about it.
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I was very serene, and I still am, until I start talking in another voice, then suddenly I have a lot of volume and I'm frantic. But I didn't want to be one of those people who's always talking in accents in real life, so I started doing sketch comedy.
(Since this was incredibly short, I went ahead and added some favorites from Ghostbusters. ;))
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You guys, this is exactly how I pictured my death!
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[smashes a guitar on stage and hands it back to its owner] Sorry. I can't buy you another one.
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It's 2040. Our president is a plant!
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You just got Holtzmanned, baby!
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Ma'am, can you tell us where you got the world's tiniest bowtie?
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Erin: Why am I operating the untested nuclear laser?
Jillian: You have the longest arms.
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The hat is too much, right? Is it the wig or the hat?
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[after playing the "farting" EVP tape to Erin]
Is it more or less disgusting if I tell you it came out the front?
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Virgo. Avid skier. Gluten-full. And 100% jazzed to meet you.
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