Washinghton on your side

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[Intro: Aaron Burr]
It must be nice, it must be nice
"What Burr?" Alexander commented.
To have Washington on your side (x2)
"Oh really boys. I'm flattered." Washington said smugly.

[Verse 1: Thomas Jefferson]
Ev'ry action has its equal, opposite reactions.
"True."
Thanks to Hamilton, our cabinet's fractured into factions.
"Hey! that's not fair. I'm amazing!"
Try not to crack under the stress,
"What stress? There was no stress. I don't know what you are talking about." Hamilton said quickly. He felt a bit guilty about how stressed he had been at the time.
we're breaking down like fractions.
"Are you admitting that you where losing to me?" "NO!" Jefferson defended.
We smack each other in the press, and we don't print retractions
I get no satisfaction witnessing his fits of passion
"Why not. I'm amazing."
The way he primps and preens and dresses like the pits of fashion
At this point john had to hold Alex downs as 'Jefferson' insulted his clothes once again.
Our poorest citizens, our farmers, live ration to ration
As Wall Street robs 'em blind in search of chips to cash in
"No we didn't!" "Yes, you did son." Hamilton looked down.
This prick is asking for someone to bring him to task
"I'm. Not. A. Prick."
Somebody give me some dirt on this vacuous mass so we can at last unmask him
I'll pull the trigger on him, someone load the gun and cock it
"But in the end it was Burr who shot him not me." Jefferson said almost proudly.
While we were all watching, he got Washington in his pocket
"What does that mean?" Hercules asked. The others only shrugged.

[Hook: Thomas Jefferson, Aaron Burr and James Madison (ALL)]
It must be nice, it must be nice

To have Washington on your side (x2)
"Oh, you are all agreeing now?" Hamilton asked with his eyebrows raised.
Look back at the Bill of Rights (which I wrote!)
"Ok, calm down Madison." Hercules commented when he saw how mad 'Madison' reacted.

The ink hasn't dried
It must be nice, it must be nice

To have Washington on your side
"Ok. I get it. You all love me."
[Verse 2: Thomas Jefferson, Aaron Burr and James Madison (ALL)]
So he's doubled the size of the government
"And...." Hamilton said.

Wasn't the trouble with much of our previous government size
Look in his eyes, see how he lies,
"Hey! I don't lie."
follow the scent of his enterprise
Centralizing national credit and making American credit competitive
If we don't stop it, we aid and abet it.
"Ha! What are you going to do about it?" John asked Jefferson and Burr as he supported Alexander. Omoletly in everything he did. Well, except cheating.
I have to resign!
"Please!"
Somebody has to stand up for the South!
Well, somebody has to stand up to his mouth!
"Really? I'm don't talk that much." The others looked at Hamilton with looks screaming 'are you kidding.' "You once talked for six hours." Burr reminded him.
If there's a fire you're trying to douse,
You can't put it out from inside the house!
"Smart." Washington nodded.

I'm in the cabinet, I am complicit in watching him grabbin' at power and kiss it.
If Washington isn't gon' listen to disciplined dissidents,
This is the difference, this kid is OUT!
"I didn't catch a word of what he said, but that was impressive." Lafayette said as he looked amazed at Daveed.

[Bridge: Chorus]
OH! This immigrant isn't somebody we chose!
"You don't need to choose me. I can stand up for my self." "How is that relevant to being chosen to work for the government?"  Burr asked and Hamilton shrugged.
OH! This immigrant's keeping us all on our toes!
OH! Let's show these Federalists what they're up against!
"Do they have federalists now do you think?" Washington said thoughtfully. "I don't know, let's just ask Y/N when this is over."
OH! Southern motherfucking (uh-huh) Democratic-Republicans!
"Ok, then."
OH! Now follow the money and see where it goes!
"Please don't." Hamilton groaned.
OH! Because every second, the treasury grows!
OH! If we follow the money and see where it leads
"Oh." Lafayette understood what would happen.
Get in the weeds, look for the seeds of Hamilton's misdeeds!
The others looked at Hamilton and saw his eyes get teary again. That was all it took for John to take his hand again and squeeze it.

[Outro: Thomas Jefferson, Aaron Burr and James Madison (ALL)]
It must be nice, it must be nice...

Follow the money and see where it goes!

It must be nice, it must be nice...

The emperor has no clothes
"I'm sorry what?"
We won't be invisible
We won't be denied!
"And you weren't." Ha Milton grumbled.

Still...

It must be nice, it must be nice

To have Washington on your side
"Did Jefferson just give a letter to Washington?" "Yes, I wonder what it says.

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