YOURE A MURDERER!

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(written in 2017, by an 11 yr old)

CW: DEATH

ah sorry for not updating!! D:

picture above ^ made with 'ibisPaint X'

Published : 9th May 2017 ( my cats birthday :3 )
Rewritten : 19th June 2017
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"What would you do if someone came up to you and asked you, 'Why do you produce litres every Wednesday?'" KitKat asked, still laughing.
"litres of what?" Tom put on a voice that sounded like his new substitute teacher, Mrs. Lailer.
"Like pee and poo." toodlez said.
"you don't get litres of poo." Jason replied.
"yES YOU DO!" KitKat said. "if it's watery."
They started laughing.
"Mrs. Lailer produces milk on Wednesdays." toodlez said.
KitKat: whERE DOES MILK COME FROM?
Tom: cows.
KitKat: YOU JUST CALLED HER A COW! *laughing*
Tom: THATS THE POINT!
Toodlez: WOWOWOWOWOWOWOWOWOWOWOWOWOWOWOEOWOWIEOWOOWOWOWOEOOWIWIWIEOORUWOWOZJBSOQ PLANTPOTS!
KitKat: BLUBASOREISKAKASMOLBEANHAHHAJAJAJAJAJAHAHAG
Tom : where does her milk come from?
Toodlez : WE ALL KNOW THE ANSWER TO THAT QUESTION!
KitKat: saggy.
Toodlez: WHAT! SAGGY WHAT NOW?
KitKat: saggY.
Tom: SAGGY?! HAHAHAHHAAHHAHHA WHY!!? IS SHE SAGGY?
KitKat : sagGY..
Toodlez : yes saggy. she's not old tho.
KitKat : saGGY.
Tom: the sag is real.
KitKat : YO YO YO ITS YA BOI SAGGY NIPPLES IN THE HOUSE!
Toodlez: WHAT?! SISHHAJAOSJA WHERE DID THAT cOME FROM??!
Tom : WOW. MUCH WOW. ALL THE WOWS!
KitKat : it's a fact of life.
Toodlez : this bus ride is fun!
Tom : you could say that again!
Toodlez : this bus ride is fun.
KitKat : yes Toodlez, you said that.
Toodlez : Tom said I could say it again though.
KitKat & Tom: *facepalm*
A/N: based off of an actual conversation XD

Tom got up and said, "welp, it's my stop now. Guess I'll see you later."
Toodlez hugged him and said "BYEEE!"
"Yeah, yeah bye." KitKat said, staring at her phone.
Toodlez moved and sat next to KitKat, whom she had been sitting behind.
"What are you doing?"
"Noooooothingggggg." KitKat put her phone away.

Eventually the bus stopped at their school and the two ran inside.
Tom went to a different school not too far away and they always got the same bus.

KitKat's POV ( not seen this in a while XD )

It's been about a month since I got Toodlez together with Tom and I am so glad I did because she's not depressed anymore!

As we got to school we saw Dark Wolf ( hey look he's back XD )and Cassie arguing about something out at the front of the doors.

I followed Toodlez past because it didn't look like they wanted to be disturbed and I didn't want to get in the way of... ...whatever that was.
"Hey Toodlez look!" I pointed at a large booth that had a sign above it. "They're handing out our new time tables today!!"
"Finally!"
We went over and got ours.
"Hey what do you have first period?" I asked.
"Art!" she said.
"Lucky.. I have Math."
"Aww, you'll get through is haha!"
The first bell rang.
"We should go to class," I said. "meet me in the social area at break!"
"Ok! Bye!" She smiled and walked the opposite way.
I walked to class and went in. The second bell rang.
Then a teacher came in.
"Hello, class," she seemed nice so far, "My name is Miss. Fuji."
"Good morning Miss. Fuji.." our class chorused, sounding very bored.
"I'm aware that we have new students as well as a new teacher? I'd like to get to know you all! Let's go round the room and say our names, two things we like and someone we look up to or admire."

"I'll start," she began. "My name is Cho Fuji, or Miss. Fuji, I like teaching and reading mangas," - everyone sat up a bit and looked at her as not many of the teachers liked anime or manga. - "and I admire Levi from Shingeki no Kyojin, or as you might know it Attack on Titan, because, well, I think that speaks for it's self. And he's short like me (:"

' I think I'm going to like this new teacher. ' I smiled

Ellen just so happened to be in my class and when it got to her she said, "My name is Ellen, and I like my boyfriend and anime and I admire Greg." She turned and smirked, evilly at me.
I gave her a dirty look.

Eventually it was my turn and I said "I'm KitKat, I like anime and video games and I admire Koro because, come on, he has a class of assassins. What's not to like about that?"

"Koro..." Miss, Fuji said. "Koro from Ansatsu Kyōshitsu, or Assassination Classroom?"

"ye."

-=+=-

At break I went to the social area to meet toodlez but she wasn't there yet.
I decided to step outside for a moment and get some fresh air..

3rd Person View

Everyone in the social area heard KitKat's scream as she rushed back inside.
Savannah and Yara rushed over, "what happened?!"
"T-There's a dead body..."
They went outside and saw Patty lying on the floor dead.
Jessy came out and looked as well, so did Charlie and Misaki and then a bunch of others.
"Who could have done this..?" Charlie asked.
"I don't know..." Misaki said.
"..whoever did it knows what they were doing and when to pick off students though.." Jessy said.
"Yep.." Cassie said, thinking about Jay.

"I know who did it." Savannah said. Everyone looked at her.
"who?!"
"KitKat." She stated.
"WHAT?!" Everyone shouted in surprise, including KitKat.
"And she was responsible for all the other murders too."
"How do you know this..?" Yara said, backing away.
"She's always the first to tell people about it and she has a "tragic past"."
KitKat stood there, blinking in surprise.
"Aww is poow ittle bittle KitKat bewing cheawted on?" Savannah put on a babyish voice.
"EVERYTHING BAD HAPPENS TO HER AND NOW SHES BLAMING OTHER PEOPLE!" Sanvannah screeched.

"............"

Cassie went over and dragged Savannah away, still screaming.

-=+=-

KitKat went home early for 'feeling sick' and didn't come back the next day..

KitKat's POV

' The dance was postponed for a month when Mr. Anderson died. It's on Friday.. Two Days. '

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