[deity]

spiders

She's in the shower while he's putting up some clothes when he hears a thud. Not a big one, just enough to reach his ears, but a thud no less. A few minutes later, he hears the thud again, followed by a yelp.

She comes running out of the bathroom with a towel around her, hair soaking wet and a trail of water behind her, hauling ass.

"There's a spider in the shower! Go kill it!"

He stops himself from laughing at her before he walks to the bathroom, set on killing whatever vermin is in there.