Adventures of Steve 2

The training

"Ok, lesson number 1." Yoshi said in a karate outfit. "Beat up one of my brothers." He pointed at Yoshi 2

"What? I can't beat him up, He's your twin brother." Steve said

"Do it or else society is lost forever!" Yoshi snapped

"Come on! I gotta serve my family in 2 minutes." Yoshi 2 said

"Ok ok." Steve got out a useless wooden sword

Then he swing it at Yoshi 2

But he moved quickly and toke the sword and threw it at Steve

"Your too slow!" Yoshi 2 said

"Psst! That catchphrase is already token." Yoshi whispered to Yoshi 2

"How's this helping me?" Steve asked. "I didn't even get a chance to hit him."

"Shut it, next stage." Yoshi said

*stage 2*

This time Steve needs to fight a dummy of a bad guy

"Grab this chainsaw, go show that dummy who's boss." Yoshi demanded Steve

"Ok." Steve grabbed the chainsaw

*chainsaw noises*

"Now slice it in half!" Yoshi pointed his stick at the dummy

"Ok, here it goes!" Steve picked up the heavy chainsaw. "Maybe (grunts) i-if you didn't g-grab the (grunts) most heavy chainsaw I would get it!" Steve swing the chainsaw at the dummy

Then he closed his eyes and swung the chainsaw at the dummy

But he missed so he accidentally let go in the air

"Dang it!" Steve got mad

"Better luck next time, next stage!" Yoshi led Steve to the next stage

Then the chainsaw came back down

"Hmph, everyone's a critic-"

*chainsaw noise*

Steve looked behind him and his back shirt was ripped in half, if Steve moved faster he would of got sawed in half

"Umm... you got another blue shirt I can borrow?" Steve asked

Later...

"Ok, shoot this dare devil dude with this bow." Yoshi gave Steve a bow

"Pfft, this is easy." Steve rolled his eyes

Then he shot the arrow at the random dare devil random dude

But the arrow missed him

"Bro man what the heck?" The human dude said

"Ugh!" Steve shot again

But he missed again

"Come on man, I don't have all day." The dude said

"Oh my god!" Steve got frustrated, then he smirked and shot a bunch of arrows at the dude

The arrows started bouncing all over the place

"Yes, keep shooting." Yoshi did the evil hand, you know when you can tell a bad persons gonna do something bad

A arrow flew by and hit a water bucket hanging and the water fell in a hole

"Yes, got rid of that dangerous blue stuff." Yoshi said

Then another arrow flew by and shot a evil bird

And then the third one hit another bucket full of seeds flying everywhere in the garden

"(Pant pant)" Steve panted

The dude was still there with the arrows all around him and he was reading a book

"Ugh!!" Steve rage quit

"Ok, time for the last stage." Yoshi said

*stage 4*

Then Steve had a broom sweeping the floor

"And what does sweeping help someone?" Steve got suspicious

"Uh, it keeps the rats away so you don't get cancer and die." Yoshi lied while he was on a chair watching TV

Later....

"Phew! I am done!" Steve said

"Wow, this place is pretty nice." Yoshi looked around the room

"Psst! You missed a spot!" Yoshi 2 pointed at a spot where a bunch of cobwebs were

"Grr..." Steve got mad

*stage 5

Steve had a hose and he was watering the flowers

"And what does someone watering has to make you stronger?" Steve asked

"Uh, watering plants saves air?" Yoshi guessed, he was sitting on a walking chair reading a book

"Grr...." Steve got more mad

*stage 5*

"(Grunts)" Steve picked up a hand full of potatoes

"That's right, just like that!" Yoshi said while laying on a chair with sun glasses

"Grr..." Steve had enough, he figured out Yoshi cut out his training with Yoshi's chores

"Keep working out your back, I don't want you to stop until you pick them all up." Yoshi said

"Hey, I thought this was your chore." Yoshi 2 said while drinking a lemonade

"Yes it is, but it's chore day, every chore day the nOObie has to work out all of their chores to work out their backs." Yoshi said

"Ohh... maybe after he's done he can help us how to hack into the government so they can shoot a missile at the Trump tower." Yoshi 2 said

"Hey, not a bad idea!" Yoshi said

Then they both started laughing

"Ohh... that's it! This is a waste of time, you guys can do your own (censored) chores." Steve stormed away

Then he kicked the dummy as hard as he can

*snap!*

"Ow!!" Steve screamed. "That's it!"

Steve picked the chainsaw with half of Steve's shirt still hanging on it

Then he swing it at the dummy slicing it in half

"And stupid archery! I can't even aim at one freaking guy 3 feet in front me!" Steve picked up the bow and shot it at the random dude

"Agh!" The dude fell down and died

"And the last thing is to fight one of Yoshi's confusing cousins!" Steve grabbed the wooded sword and swung it at Yoshi 2

He ended up slicing his arm off

"Hey Steve, congratulations!" Yoshi said

"What, you want me to get rid of the pigs in your yard again?" Steve snapped

"No, you beat the final stage!" Yoshi said. "Have a look for yourself."

Steve turned around and saw the dummy cut in half, that random dude's guy corpse still there and Yoshi's bleeding cut off arm

"Oh, guess I went over board cutting your brother's arm off right?" Steve asked

"Nope, we are dinosaurs, our arms grow back!" Yoshi 2's arm suddenly grew back

"What? Ah nvm." Steve said

"Your ready." Yoshi said. "Come, follow me!" Yoshi lead Steve to a special tunnel

To be continued...