Dazed in Love, Much?

Wait What Did I Just Agree To?!

As class begins I feel the eyes stare at the back of my head. Honestly, people, it's very annoying and rude when you shoot imaginary lasers from your eyes at someone. I looked over at Eli to see him staring too.

"I know I'm just so beautiful but it's rude to stare" I whispered at him, a small grin takes over his face and his tan cheeks turn just a little rosy.

"Ah, blushing are we?" I asked a small smirk pulling itself onto my face.

"No I just thought of something..." He covered.

"Is it me in bed~?" I joked.

"Eh-uh-um-no not at all" wow so I was right!

"Hah, I'm warning you. If you're going to be my friend you should know I like dick jokes, sex jokes, and just dirty jokes in general." I warned him.

"Good to know you weren't imagining my dick in you as you yelled out my name." I smiled at his joke-i think joke. "Ajax! Ajax Harder!" he mimicked me in a very unessecarily high voice. I turned to him, placing my hand over my heart pretending to be hurt.

"Puh-leze. First, I don't sound like that-"

"Puh-leze" He mimicked in that annoyingly high voice "yes you do."

"Okay no I don't-and before I was SO RUDELY interupted. Secondly, buy me dinner first damn" I sassed his ass.

"I'll do it tonight if you're down-like dinner and you yelling my name" He proposed the grin turning into a smirk.

"Uh sure but let's skip the me yelling part, also I will not be down. You'll be on the bottom bud." I remarked.

"Bud? Oh am I friend zoned now?" He asked.

"Depends on if the dinner's good or not."

"Then the dinner will be amazing. I'll pick you up at 7."

"At least get my number before you ask me out"

"God how many steps are there to this." He muttered.

"Too many to count." I retorted.

"Is there something you two would like to share with the class." Mr. Cullen asked, obviously pissed.

"Actually yes there is!" Eli stood up and went to the front of the class, I raised my eyebrow at him. "First, I'm writing a phonebook, so Celeste could I get your number" I smiled at the pickup line, he already knew me too well! And it's only been, I look down at my watch, an hour and a half! "And next, I'm taking Celeste on a date so bitches back the f-"

"Ahem language" Mr. Cullen scolded.

"Fffffffffffffffffffffffffff... udge away from her or I'll begin a murdering spree." Ajax came back to the back of the class and took a seat and the class resumed.

"Ya know I never said yes to the date. Also nice pickup line-I could smell the cheese." I informed him.

"Well I mean the heart wants what it wants." He shrugged it off. I tore off a small piece of paper from my notebook and wrote my phone number and address.

"The line was too good to ignore" I passed over the tiny piece of paper.

"Sweet thanks. Be sure to wear something nice-but not fancy" I smiled at his hidden nervousness.