Dazed in Love, Much?

Nice Abs Dude

Soon we get to the place and get seated. We're at a cute little diner. It's called 'Lukas's Diner'.

"Hey I'm gonna go to the restroom. Try not to miss me too much" he blew a kiss at me.

"I know you will but what about me" I asked. He chuckled at me.

What do people do waiting for their date? Wait I'm on a date. I, Celeste Marygrace Grace (my parents thought it would be funny. Ha. Ha...) am on a date. Wow I thought Dexter would be the last person I'd ever go on a date with. I guess the heartbreak got to my head. I didn't think straight after anyways. CRAP. THERAPIST SAID NO. 'Eh I don't even like Linda.

My phone dings and I dig in my bag and get it. It's my bestieeeeee. Ajaxs a cool dude.

AAM: Heyyyyyyyyyyyy

Me: lol what chu so excitd bout?

AAM: Well I landed a date with this girl and I really like her so far...

Me: how r u texting me rn then?

AAM: in la bathroom

Me: how long u been in dere?

AAM: oh shit

Me: take mushrooms

AAM: adios

Me: k bei

I look up to see Eli come back to the table. I quickly stuff my phone into my bag.

"Sorry I took so long" he said

"Don't worry about it" I reassured him.

Soon a dude in his like 40s with a red backwards baseball hat and a plaid shirt comes

"So what would you guys like?" he said.

"I'll take a cheeseburger-no pickles-with a side of fries" I turned to him.

"I'll have the same but with extra pickles" he said looking at me in disbelief.

"2 cheeseburgers with fries, 1 no pickles, 1 extra pickles." we both agreed as he walked off into the kitchen.

"Extra pickles??" I asked urgently.

"No pickles??" he mirrored my tone.

"I like my dicks-I mean pickles seperate" I said

"I only eat pickles on burgers wow" he sat back in realization "Wait dicks??" I smiled at his late reaction.

"Exactly 1 other than you later" I said.

"So there is a later" He smirked

"Huh? Um" I was caught off guard. I felt my cheeks heat up.

"Aye here that" he looked down "we're gettin' some later!!"

"Ahah..." I laughed. It's been awhile since something other than a meme made me laugh... "ahahah." I began a fit of laughter "AHAHAHAAHAHAH!" I started clutching my stomach as I caught my breath. As soon as I regained my composure I looked straight into his eyes. I stepped out of my seat and into his lap.

"Huh? Wh-what are you" the tomatoes on either side of his face were very ripe. I wrapped my hand around his neck and nibbled on his ear before whispering into his ear suductively.

"Who said later was today?" I smirked pulling away. "Later is when I get to know you very well and know you as a person. Why you may ask? To make sure you ain't no fuck boy. I'm not letting you lose your virginity unless you actually care about the person. Why, you might ask again? Because I lost my virginity to someone I didn't even know. I was crying because I didn't want to. But that's a story for another time when I know you well enough." I looked at his speechless face before getting up.

"Who said you were allowed to get up" He whispered seductively in my ear.

"I did actually" I said getting up. "'Cause I'm a strong independant woman and I don't need no man to protect me. I'm just getting one because I want one" I quietly continue "so I'm not as lonely" I go back to my seat.

The dude came back with food.

"WAIT!" I said before Eli started his burger. "Let's agree that we'll honestly eat food how we normally would and not wierdly because it's a date." I extended my hand out. He took it then proceeded to shake it. We picked up our food and stuffed it down our throats. Eli then chugged his glass of water.

"Looks like someone's thistyyyy" I winked.

"Thirsty for you" He winked. I felt my cheeks heat up again. Wait a second... Why am I being so friendly? I barley know the guy... Oh well it's a fun date I won't question it.

"Hey" he called the waiter dude over. "Could we get our check?" the guy nodded and walked off. He came back a few minutes later with a check.

I grab it as fast as I can and put it out of his reach. I pull the money out of my purse. I always leave like $20 in there for moments like these. I pull the 20 and put it on and give it to the guy quickly.

"Hey!" Eli said "I asked you on the date I should pay"

"Whoopsies~" I said getting up.

"Okay stop trying to go through my wallet to my heart. I'd much rather you go through my lips" he puckered his lips. I smirked. I leaned in to connect my lips with his, last second I swerve to his cheek.

"Thank you for dinner" I said sincerely.

"Only the best for the most amazing" Once again my damn cheeks turn red. You're supposed to be on my side body! He gets onto his bike and I hop on behind him. wrap my arms around his waist. Then press my body up against his. Shamelessly, I let my hands graze his torso. I could feel him chuckle. Eli pulled out of the parking lot and out into the world. But damn them abs dude. He must work out like everyday.

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Love,

Miss Mentally-Insane