I dare Ayano and Taro to play the nervous game
Taro: U-um... o\\\\\o
Ayano: Senpai, I love you and all, but I don't feel comfortable doing this...
Taro: Me neither really...
(A lightbulb clicks on in their brains)
Ayano & Taro: So let's force someone else to do it! :D
Me: ...can we do a crackship? :3
Ayano: What kind? 😏
Taro: Ayano, not that kind of crackship!
Ryusei: :(
Me: (whisper whisper whisper)
Uekiya: Um, why am I here...?
Miyuji: I'm so confused...
Me: Less talking, more playing!
Uekiya: Uhh...
Miyuji: (tsundere blush) You would get uncomfortable pretty quick, I'll go first...
Uekiya: Okay...
Ryusei: This is gonna be good. Let's hope Miyuji never says yes~
Miyuji: THIS IS WHY EVERYONE HATES YOU, RYUSEI!!! 😡 Uh, sorry about the outburst, Uekiya...
Uekiya: That's alright. (pats head) Are you nervous...?
Miyuji: No..
Uekiya: (taps shoulder) Are you nervous?
Miyuji: N-no...
Uekiya: (puts hand on side) Are you nervous?
Miyuji: No...
Uekiya: (starts moving hand to waist)
Miyuji: Okay now I am please stop o\\\\\o
Uekiya: (quickly removes hand) I'm sorry!! ónò
Miyuji: It's alright, b-baka >\\\\\>
Ryusei: Damn it, I was ready for some action :/
Osana: Fucking pervert! BAKA!!! (throws shoe)
Oka: (floats surrounded by demon hands) Who wrote the lemon about me and Osoro?!?!
Ryusei: FUQ (runs)
Osoro: GET BACK HERE BITCH (chases with crowbar)
Purple Streak: Gimme my crowbar back after you wash the blood off of it!
Ryusei: I BLAME RONIN
Yui: RONIN IS IN COLLEGE
Ryusei: I STILL BLAME HIM (runs into town and immediately gets hit by a truck)
Me: Welp, nobody will miss him :3
Everyone: YAYYYYYYYYY!!!
Osana: Instead of a funeral, let's have a Fun-eral! We have a big party and then at the end, before we have a dance-off, we burn Ryusei's corpse to a crisp and dance to Levels in his ashes! :D
Everyone: Great idea! :D
Taro, did you actually put the D in Ayano's ME if you know what I mean 😏
Taro: No, that was just a pick-up line o_o;
Info: Fun fact: Except for Ryusei, we're all virgins.
Yuna: Hopefully Sota stays that way =_=
Sota: WHY DO YOU HATE ME SO MUCH?! 😭
Info: Sota, literally everyone hates you.
Sota: ;~;
Everyone: (looks at Ryusei's roadkill corpse)
...
Osana: PARTY TIME BABY!!!
Everyone: (dance party)
Y U no give me dares anymore... ;~;
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