Ghost-Taro: Yay, this is my last chapter as a ghost!
Alright, I'll join in. Everybody do the flop, because I'm unoriginal as f#ck! :D
Me: Ayy! Ara! Hello :3 Anyway, EVERYBODY DO THE FLOP (splat)
Info-chan: (falls on face)
Midori: (falls from rooftop and dies) Well shit.
Kuu: (flop)
Ghost-Taro: (tries to flop but goes through the floor) WTF :O
Ayano: (falls with knife in hand and stabs Mida) sorry~ >:3
Ghost-Mida: WTF?! >:O
Me: (gets back up) Okay, so many people are dying, so I'm just gonna make it so everyone's only a ghost for the chapter they die in, unless it was at the very end, in that case they'd be a ghost for the next chapter only.
Ghost-Shin: Good call! Blech, bleach tastes bad.
Everyone, tell me your OTPs!
Me: Yanpai, Yuina, basically all the ships that are in this book :3
Ayano: Yanpai forever ❤️
Mai: Masugaku and Yanpai. I changed my mind about Ayando, it's pretty cringey c: Now if only Kitty would let me out of the fucking closet...
Yuna: Mei and Sota :3
Sora: Hayato and Sota.
(short argument)
I dare everyone (except for Budo, Ryusei, Taro, Mina, Yui and Ayano) to kill each other in the most gruesome ways you guys can think of. The last person standing gets to choose someone who will be revived and join the "survivors" (the six mentioned earlier) in this sick game LOL.
Me: Okay then o-o
(Everyone heads up to the rooftop, while the students excluded from the fight climb on top of the clock's platform to watch.)
Me: Okay, here we are. Ayano, Taro, Budo, Yui, Mina, get settled. Ryusei, get us popcorn :3
Ryusei: But... fine :(
Mai: I'M STILL IN THE CLOSET!!!
Me: Did you hear something?
Ayano: Nah~
Yui: Kick their asses, Yuna! :D
Ghost-Taro: ...
Ayano: Senpai, are you okay?
Ghost-Taro: Yeah, why? ^^
Ayano: Okay then...
Ghost-Osana & Ghost-Riku: Um, we're dead, we can't fight.
Mai: I'M IN A CLOSET
Me: Okay, fine, you two get a pass for being ghosts. You too, Taro.
Ghost-Taro: Yay! :>
Me: OKAY NOW EVERYONE FIGHT!!!
(Eventually...)
Me: Kuu Dere wins!
Kuu: Oh my god how many people did I kill..? (looks down at blood-splattered uniform) Holy shit 0_0
Yui: Lemme count... First you cut Hayato's head off, then threw Sota off the roof and into the cherry tree, where he was impaled like a shish kebab. You broke Musume's neck, threw Inkyu into the wall headfirst, kicked Sakyu in the stomach and off the roof, cut off Shima's arm, stabbed Daku, strangled Kokuma... and that was it.
Kuu: Aaaaaaaaah, what have I done??? D:
Me: Choose one person to come back to life for the final death round!
Kuu: Um, um, um... Sora!
(Northern-lights-looking magic stuff happens and un-dismembers Sora's corpse)
Sora: Hey! I'm alive! :D
Me: Now you all gotta fight again >:3
Sora: What?! D:
Me: (shoves Yui, Ayano, Budo, Ryusei and Mina off the platform) FIGHT >:D
Budo: Hey, how come Taro gets to stay up there >:<
Ghost-Taro: Because I'm dead, whatcha gonna do about it 😎
Ghost-Osana: Everyone fight! :D
Ayano: Hey, how did you die??
Ghost-Osana: (thinks: shit I can't let her know I like her yet) Uh, I fell off the roof last chapter...
Ayano: Seems like something you would do. Fight me, people!
(Eventually... again...)
Me: And Sora wins! :D
Ghost-Ayano: Dammit!
Ghost-Osana: Haha~ 😝
Me: Sora, your smarts are rewarded. Take dis (shoves little brown hamster in his face)
Sora: HAMSTER 😃 (cuddles) I'm gonna name him Cinnamon :D
Me: Enjoy your hamster, Sora :)
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