WAIT... if all of you are virgins except Ryusei, who did he do if you know what I mean 😉
Info: Somebody stupid enough to fall for such a fuckboy.
Ryusei: It hurts cuz it's true ;~;
Me: Wait what
Musume: RYUSEI~
Ryusei: FFS 🤦♂️
Osana: Kitty why
Me: :3
I dare you to push Taeko in the genderbend universe where she belongs
Taro & Hanako: Bye Felicia! c: (shoves her in)
Taeko: NUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU (falls through a void and back to genderbent Akademi)
Everyone: Yay!!
Me: Wait fuck I left the portal open!
Everyone: WHAT HAVE YOU DONE?!
Aso: Hey, where am I?
Me: (╯❤️ᴥ❤️）╯ HOLY SHIT IT'S MALE WAIFU
Megamo: Where is this place?
Me: ヽ(❤️□❤️ヽ) HOLY FUCK OTHER MALE WAIFU
Amao & Osano: Where are Hanakō and Ayato?
Me: \(❤️□❤️)/ SO MANY MALE WAIFUS HOLY SHIT
Hanako: Oh god we're breaking the author
Osana: Let's hope nothing else universe-breaking happens this chapter.
Male!Me: What the fuck...
Me: Oh hello there o_o
Male!Me: Well this is weird.
Me: What are we gonna call you? What's Kitty but male...?
Male!Me: ¯\_(◔̯◔)_/¯
Midori: Let's let the commenters decide! :3
Yui: Midori had a good idea for once!
Kizano: Well this isn't how I thought this would go...
Me: (❀❤️ㅅ❤️)
Male!Me: Apparently I fall all over these rivals in this universe...
Me: YOU TALKIN' SHIT ABOUT MY MALE WAIFUS, GENDERBENT ME?! (hugs male rivals) *hiSs*
Male!Me: ㅇㅅㅇ;
Mei: What's going on?
Male!Me: Holy shit (づ ❤️ ω ❤️ )づ
Osorō: Great, now we have two smitten authors to deal with.
Me & Male!Me: (≧□≦) BAKA!!!
Ayano: Oh, and they're tsunderes, too. This is going to be so much fun.
Fun Girl: Y̤̙̦͈̻ͤ̄̓ͅo̹̖͇̓̊̏ͩ̂ͨu̼̫̬͉̜̿̈́̅̅̄ ͙̝ͮ̈́ͭ͂ͪ̉̾c̫̹̆ͦ̃ͬ̅̄̓ͅa̹͙ͪ̃ͤ͂̓̇ḽ̲̗͎̎ͤ͂͐l̬̞̎̄̊̐ͬ̃̈́e̳̰̹̯̻̫ͯ͌̈ͅd̝̳̫̘̼͑́̂̍̔?̩̤̩̻̰̏ͪ
Osana: We were being sarcastic, you gothic pineapple. (References yay)
(Later...)
Mido: Damn, you fine~
Inkyu: Thanks! ^-^
Sakyu: STAY AWAY FROM MY BABY SISTER YOU PEDO! I WILL SNAP YOUR NECK AND HANG YOUR HEAD ON MY WALL LIKE A MOOSE!
Mido: Fuck o^o;
Osoro and Budo... FIGHT!!!
Osoro: (cracks knuckles) Time to kill a fuckboy! 😁
Budo: OSHIT OFUQ OSHITFUQ (runs away)
(Later...)
Budo: x~x
Osoro: 👏😁
Ayano: ...I have much higher respect for you than I did before.
I dare everyone to go camping in the Suicide Forest of Japan!
Me: Lmao bye guys I'm not going
Osana: Why not?!
Me: Too many male waifus (❤️ᴥ❤️)
Osoro: Fair enough. Let's go, everyone.
(Once they get there)
Kokona: I don't like it here ;~;
Ayano: I stepped on a corpse!
Taro: Get me out of here please, it's scary...
Budo: Fuckboy... (sees body and screams like a girl)
Everyone: Haha~
Budo: I hate all of you ò~ó
(After a night of camping)
Everyone: Where's Budo?
Budo: (miles away running from a killer) (SCREAM) 😱
I MAKE RYUSEI UNPERVERTED FOR 10 CHAPTERS
Everyone: Whaaaa?! (Brain.EXE has stopped responding, self-destruct sequence activated)
(BOOM)
Ryusei: Oh come on, guys, am I that bad?! >:/
Headless Me: We'll be back soon... 🌀➖🌀
I dare everyone to react to THE MEMELORD SONG
Everyone: Brain cannot compute memes, shrek_jokes_are_over.EXE booting up. . .
Ryusei: What is my life anymore... why?
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