March 6, 2014
Dear friend,
So I'm really freaking pissed right now. I'm still grounded by the way. I'm pissed because there's this chick I like her name is Taylor. But the deal with me and her is kinda peculiar because we both like each other and stuff but we haven't actually met well we've met once but not directly but you know what I mean. She goes to a different school than me. And she's kinda hot but anyway not to long ago I saw my ex and we sorta hooked up at the movies. We made out that's it. But I trusted jack with this but that duche told Taylor everything and I was trying to keep it low. And I also didn't wanna hurt Taylor's feelings but yeah she found out because I told jack and by the way jack goes to her school too and they're kinda best friends. And she got sad and yeah but I'm even more pissed that my favorite character died in American Horror story. The slut. she was trying to escape the asylum but the weird ass scientist killed her.
Enough about American horror story. I'm moving in about 3 or 4 days. I'm actually kind of glad but I'm also kind of sad cause I don't really like where I'm about to move to but like my mother always says "shut the fuck and deal with it." My mom is really bitchy but she's also kind of cool. She's young. She's about 35 but acts like a 25 year old. She has her own Instagram and her own Facebook. And the sad thing is.. She..has..more..followers..than me. I have about 1,459 and she had about 1,689. The bitch is beating me. But yeah I'm moving and I don't like where I'm moving.
Oh funny story about my mom. After me and my ex (by the way her name is rylee.) hooked up she kept giving me hints about if I lost my Virginity and stuff like that. Like for example she would be like
"Sooo what did you and rylee do at the movies?" Or "treat her with respect. Life is full of surprises and you don't know maybe life can surprise you with a bun in her oven." I kinda got annoyed by it that I played along with it and said "yeahh mom.. Um about that.. Don't worry about me we used protection." And my mom got pissed and she was slapping me on the back with her flip flop. And yelling at me. And my dad was laughing. He knew I was joking.
So for the rest of the day she kept saying that she was going to talk tol rylee and give her the talk to respect herself and her body and everything and I got mad and told her the truth that me and rylee just kissed but she didn't seem to believe it.
Right now I'm pretending to write down some stuff because my mom is staring at me.
