Late Night Calls

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'Hey...is your refrigerator running?'

'No. It actually is broken.'

'Oh...well you've just been pranked!!!'

'Wow. It's not everyday I get a call from an eleven year old.'

'If you must know I am actually 17!!'

'That's even worse.'

'And who are you to judge me?'

'I'm the 16 year old girl you just tried to prank at 3AM and I am beyond angry.'

'Oh...well it's still not very nice.'

'Neither is prank calling me. I need my sleep.'

'Sleep is for suckers.'

'Sleep is the key to life.'

'You keep saying that Sleeping Beauty.'

'I am NOT Sleeping Be-'

'-'

'Rude.'