Late Night Calls

3

'Okay...it is extremely rude to hang up on someone.'

'You did the same thing!'

'The call disconnected. I was going camping with the fam.'

'Don't.'

'What?'

'Don't say Fam. It makes you even more of a loser.'

'Well...it takes to much to say family.'

'Oh my lord. Dude, seriously? You can't just say family.'

'Let me think about it-NO!'

'Well, I guess I was right about you.'

'Explain.'

'I assumed that you were a teenager who takes time to prank call people to try and find a girl to hook onto. My guess is that you're just a fxck boy who tries to seem cool by always having a girl wrapped around his arm. Correct me if I'm wrong.'

'No...that was spot on.'

'Well...Prince Charming...I am not a girl who will date you jut because you seem cool. I do have a reputation to keep in tact.'

'And what reputation would that be?'

'Hmph...'

'Sorry, I couldn't hear that.'

'I said; the loner and/or geek.'

'Well, Sleeping Beauty, I'm going to help change that.'

'What's in it for you? Getting in my pants?'

'No, though lets not leave that out. No, I am just doing it out of the kindness of me-'

'-'

'...heart.'