~Mein Liebling~<Edward Richtofen x Reader>

(Joke Chapter)

~Y/N~

  I opened my eyes, seeing I was hanging from some pole on the roof. Out of surprise, I let go, quickly regretting my decision.

  "AHHH!" I screamed, hitting the floor with a loud thud. I groaned softly, as I picked myself up from the floor. I dusted my clothes off, and began to walk around the strange place.

  "Hello?" I yelled out. I was looking for the guys. I looked down at my feet for a second, when I heard a thud.

"Hello? Is ze doctor all alone?" I heard that familiar german voice call.

"Edward? Is that you?" Edward poked his head around the corner, with a cute little smile."(Y/N)? Oh good, I'm not alone."

"Where the hell are we?" I asked looking around. A couple minutes of looking around, we heard another thud followed by, "What the fuck?"

Edward laughed lightly, calling out,"Hm...Dempsey? Dempsey is zat jou?"

"The hell do you want?" Dempsey responded. He finally came into the room we were in, and I rolled my eyes.

I know this for a fact, that nothing goes well when these two are in one room. I sighed softly, as I was looking around for Takeo.

"V-Vait for me Lieble!" Edward called after me, grabbing my hand. I giggled a little, pulling out my ray gun just in case.

We walked around together, Dempsey following behind us, as we looked for the other two guys.

"So uh, when did you guys become a thing huh?" Dempsey asked, his deep voice sounding soft.

Edward looked back at Dempsey for a second, taking a small glance at him, "Oh, I vant to sayyy...a veek ago I zink?"

"Yeah, I think so..." I said, wondering in my thoughts. I hope we could find the other guys soon.

After about thirty minutes of looking, we finally found Nikolai passed out in the corner. I rolled my eyes, and crouched down. He hadn't moved at all, I could tell he was breathing though.

  "Nikolai..." I sighed, "NIKOLAI!" I kicked his leg and he jumped.

  "Huh-What?! Where are we?! What's wrong?!"

  I face palmed and rolled my eyes again. I walked into the next room, and I could hear Edward and Dempsey laugh at Nikolai.

  "Guys, I can't find Takeo? Any idea where he is?" I asked, looking back at the guys. Nikolai shrugged, as well as Dempsey. I sighed again, looking around more.

  "Dempsey, you go find Takeo. Nikolai, find the box and perks. Edward, come with me. Let's try to fix the teleporter." I commanded. I could hear Edward chuckle, and the guys gave me a thumbs up.

  "I'm warning you Nikolai, don't drink all the fucking perks or I'll shoot you with your own gun." Dempsey threatened. I looked back at him, and gave him one of my...intimidating...death stares. Dempsey raised his hands in defense, and walked off.

  Together, Edward and I tinkered with the teleporter. There were a lot of pieces missing, which was quite frustrating. Edward and I had reached for the same thing, and our hands touched. He held my hand, and kissed me lightly. Out of nowhere.

  I kissed back, feeling heat rushing to my cheeks again. However our cute moment was interrupted by Dempsey.

  "Would you two stop making out in there! I want to go home!" He yelled. My face turned a dark red, both in anger and embarrassment.

  "DEMPSEY WHY DON'T YOU GO FUCK YOURSELF!" I screamed back, covering my face with my hands. Both Edward and I started to laugh at Tank's silence.

  After looking around for parts, we finally found the shit we needed. We fixed up the teleporter, and teleported back home.

  Wait...where's Takeo?

(Okay so this chapter has nothing to do with the actual story. This, like it's titled, is just a joke chapter made after the "Nazi Zombies irl" series on youtube. Jacob made an amazing Richtofen 😻 anyway, I hope this made you laugh a little:) )