Warning: This isn't super long. It's just kind of a short and sweet kind of thing. Enjoy!
Dean:
Asshole: Where are the nuggets.
You: What are you talking about?
Asshole: You know exactly what I'm talking about.
You: I honestly don't.
Asshole: My chicken nuggets out of the freezer. Where are they (L/N).
You: Dean.
Asshole: DON'T PLAY GAMES WITH ME.
You: Look behind the ice cream.
Asshole: Found them.
You: Mhm.
Asshole: I don't want chicken nuggets. Do we have any pizza?
You: No. Why would we? We're wrestlers.
Asshole: Will you run by the store and get me one?
You: Baby I'm at a signing right now.
Asshole: And?
You: There's a reason your name in my phone is asshole.
Seth:
You: I need ice cream.
Super Cena: It's not a cheat day.
You: I want a new pair of sneakers.
Super Cena: You just bought some a couple weeks ago.
You: I need new spandex.
Super Cena: Yours fit you perfectly ;)
You: I want a vacation to Belize.
Super Cena: Can't afford to take time off right now with the push you're getting.
You: I want to be happy.
Super Cena: Anything to make you that way babygirl, I'll do it.
You: Get me all of that stuff.
Super Cena: You are a dirty, dirty player.
You: A beast in the streets and a freak in the sheets.
Super Cena: No, no pickup lines.
You: Are you from Tennessee? Because you're the only ten I see.
Super Cena: wouldn't the state be Tennissee then?
You: SHUT UP SETH!
Roman:
Erick Roman: Do you ever realize that over a million people die every day?
You: Yes honey. It's apart of life.
Erick Roman: What about the fact that on Mars, rains diamonds.
You: That's actually Jupiter.
Erick Roman: The government can watch anything we do. They're probably seeing us text right now.
You: Have you been smoking the weeds again?
Erick Roman: Chicken nuggets, aren't real chicken.
You: Well, not all of them are fake. I think.
You: I hope.
Erick Roman: Immortality, is a real thing.
You: That's false.
Erick Roman: WE COULD BE IMMORTALS.
Erick Roman: IMMORTALS.
Erick Roman: JUST NOT, FOR LONG, FOR LONG.
You: You did not.
Erick Roman: Mhm.
You: Do that ENTIRE text sequence.
Erick Roman: Yep.
You: Just to sing Immortals by Fall Out Boy.
Erick Roman: Oh, but I did.
You: I've never. Despised you more. Than I do right now.
Erick Roman: Nahhhhh, you love me.
You: Again, that's false.
I just did a quick little chapter before I do a requested one. I hope you enjoyed and feedback is appreciated. Also thank you so much for 70K! 80K here we come!
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