Dang I decide to take a lil break and 5sos decide to be absolute savages chill
Like someone told Ashton they like him now
And he straight up is like "I wasn't looking for acceptance and you shouldn't be either"
LIKE DANG SON
GIVE THEM THAT LIFE ADVICE AND SLAY THEM
Also Where are they now: 5sos edition is beautiful
Don't ruin orange chicken for Calum
Also somehow Calum came to terms with living with a giant floating fire ball
Okay Calum
also LISTEN TO HARRY STYLES' NEW ALBUM I MEAN I HAVENT YET BUT I HEAR ITS GREAT
Also Happy Mother's Day
Also the HARRY POTTER WAITER CHRONICLES CONTINUE
so we went to lunch earlier than we normally do today so when Tony came in he was like "dang it I came in late and didn't get to seat you guys in my section!"
So this other non Harry Potter Waiter guy is serving us but Tony comes up and is like
"I should at least get to give you guys bread jeez"
Also he remembers my parents names but not mine which is understandable
BUT HE DIDNT REMEMBER MY SISTERS SO HE JUST CALLED HER SHIRLEY TEMPLE BECAUSE THATS WHAT SHE ALWAYS DRINKS
To be fair we call him Harry Potter so
Yeah
YOU ARE READING
The 5SOSFAM Guide 4
RandomIt's the fourth addition mates. Are you ready for more updates and sarcasm and possible antics? Me neither.