Asdfghjkl - "I'm fangirling so hard I can't even type/speak oh my god!!!!"
I can't even - "I'm fangirling so hard I can't even handle it!!"
What is air - "I'm fangirling so hard aaaaaaah I don't even know what air is aaaaaaah feelings!!!!!!"
What is my life - "I'm fangirling so hard it's taking over my life!"