ch**t*r

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deadbeats: hello little shit

choken: excuse me?

Deadbeats: ExCuSe mE?111

choken: what tje fucm

deadbeats: wHaT tHe FuCk?

Choken: Oh mg god

Choken: not this sht meme

Deadbeats: I'm just using it in its relevance

Choken: iM jUsT uSiNg It In ItS rElEvAnCe

Deadbeats: I thought you didnt like the meme

Choken: might as well use it against you you insignificant twat

Deadbeats: i just realized I dint know much aht you

Choken: thats bc I secretly think youre in the illuminati so I avoided telling you anything

Deadbeats: well now its not a secret is it

Choken: guess not

Deadbeats: but to clear it up I'm not in the illuminati so you can tell me shit

Choken: I'm still not sure the ass you sent me is yours

deadbeats: video attached

Choken: OH MY GOD WHAT THW FUCK JIMIN WHY ARE YIU NAKED WH WUY WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY I DIDNT ASJ FIR THIS

Deadbeats: ;) winku

Choken: okay am back

choken: now that I'm over the fact that you just aent me a video of your nAKEd ass, nice ass lmao

Deadbeats: did you go jack off to it or smth

Choken: probably in some 4th wall shit

deadbeats: you and ur 4th walk

Choken: ew fuck u

Deadbeats: no u love me

Choken: nO ur flat and gross

Deadbeats: I'll go fuck yoongi from another dimension then

Choken: excuse me

Choken: if ur ass is ginna belong to any dimension of yoongi its gonna be this dimension

Deadbeats: kinky

Deadbeats: but I'm still top here

Choken: nah fam

Choken: image attached

Deadbeats: ShIT I THOUGG THAT WAS ANACGUAL DICK JSAUC RHIST

Choken: lmao its a plant

Deadbeats: you shIT HOLE I FINGERED THAT OUT ALREADY

Choken: wtf??

Deadbeats: shjt up I meant figured

Deadbeats: but fr I sent a picture of my ass u should totally send a dick pic

Choken: image attached

Deadbeats: SHIT

Deadbeats: in my gid you actually did it I didnt think yiu woukd fu ck

Choken: winku

deadbeats: wank

Choken: ew

Deadbeats: now w got the ingredients lets go mix em

Choken: excuse me

Deadbeats: you swe my ass and I saw your dick so come over and lets fuck

Choken: this is Tumblr not pornhub hotline

Deadbeats: I mean there's not tjat much of a difference

Choken: m tru

Choken: anywaywe can meet up if ur close but I'm nit tryna fuck I'm tryna do other things

Deadbeats: like what??

Choken: Idk we can balance wine glasses on our foreheads

Deadbeats: MY LONGEST YEA BOI EVER

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I have no idea where this came from man no idea but I'm hella bored and I wanted to use the newest spongebob meme