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[Mini Chat] Hanji's Wrath

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In collaboration with Poison my child, more than half of this chatroom was from her because I'm lame 😩 Check her out :')

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Eren created a chatroom 

Eren added Mikasa, Armin, Levi, and Y/n

Eren: Hey, guys. I have a question.

Eren: So let's say, I'm being held captive by a mad scientist and is torturing me by blabbering stuff that I don't understand for 26 hours... what should I do?

Eren: It's for training.

Eren: Oh come on! Is seriously no one online right now?

You: "for training", my ass. hanji has you, doesn't she?

Eren: Yes, please save me.

Mikasa: I'm getting you out of there.

Eren: MIKASA, NO.

Eren: Just give me some advice, and I'm getting out of here myself.
Mikasa: MIKASA, YES

Mikasa: I am so sorry. That was uncalled for. I've been training too much lately and in need of rest. Hahahahaha I am not okay, please help

You: okay, mikasa. it's decided. go get some rest. we'll take care of eren.

Mikasa: NO

You: GO

Mikasa: I said NO

Mikasa: *typed

You: GO. NOW.

Mikasa: Fine

Mikasa left the chatroom

You: okaaay, so what do we do now

Levi: Son of wall fucking maria, do you have any idea what time is it?

Armin: 2:37 a.m

Levi: I know, Einstein wanna be. That was rhetorical, asshole.

Armin left the chatroom

Eren: dang, son.

You: hOw fuCking dArE you talk to my blonde coconut of a friend that always inserts my real middle name when I say that my middle name is 'Calm' like that, you SWINE

Eren: Is this a sign that we're all sleep-deprived?

Levi: What the hell? Are you high?

You: stfu captain asshole

You: wait what are we here for again?

Eren: Just give me a plan to get out of here! My eardrums are as dead as I am on the inside and my eyes are about to pop out of my sockets.

Levi: Stop being over dramatic, jeager. It's not like you're not used to shitty-glasses spouting useless titan shit from her mouth everyday.

Levi: Well maybe not useless but still

You: You can't see me rolling my eyes but I am.

You: Alright, Eren. Whatever. Don't mind grumpypants over there. But, dude, aren't you the one who asked Hanji for information to help defeat the titans?

Eren: n–ye...No! maybe?

Levi: oh my wall maria, you dumb fuck

You: Eren, my titan boy, I know you're desperate in exterminating the titans and all but don't be stupid. I didn't raise you like that.

You: so here's what you're going to do;

Hanji joined the chatroom

Hanji: Heya everyone! What 'cha guys talking about?

You: anna oop—

Eren: Shit.

You: Eren, you're fucked

Levi: what she said ^

You left the chatroom

Levi left the chatroom

Hanji: So you plan on escaping?

Eren: n-no ma'am—

Hanji: A bit ungrateful, don't you think? :)

Eren has been disconnected

Hanji: YOU'LL NEVER ESCAPE MY WRATH

Hanji has been disconnected

Armin joined the chatroom

Armin: Hey, did y'all hear that evil laughter?

Armin: Guys, why did Miss Hanji threw her phone to tackle Eren?

Armin: Oh, that's why... And everybody already left... Huh, no wonder.

Armin left the chatroom