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[Private Chat] Expedition

A/N: This one's cringey

Levi sent you a private message

Levi:
Oi, L/n

Levi:
L/n!

Levi:
Reply to me, Y/n. Goddammit!

Levi:
Y/N L/N, WHY WON'T YOU REPLY TO MY MESSAGES?!

You:
wtf do u want, levi. we're in a goddamn expedition rn ffs!

Levi:
Oh. I thought you were ignoring me on purpose.

Levi:
Hey, reply!

You:
FOR THE LOVE OF WALL MARIA, WHAT IS IT THAT YOU WANT. SPILL YOUR TEA ALREADY.

Levi:
Well I'm just gonna ask if you're still alive.

You:
If it isn't obvious yet, yes. WE'RE still alive. Thank you so fucking much.

You:
but probaly not for lonf. holy shit levi

You:
we jusy encountered a goddamn abnormal naked bitcj!

You:
i swear to wall maria, if we dont survivr this titan, i will fucking hunt yoi!!

Levi:
Marco, is that you?

Levi:
Holy shit, L/n. Are you alright?! Hold on, my squad's coming! Where the hell are you?!

You:
DOESN'T MATTER. KEEP YOUR SQUAD SAFE. JUST- JUST CONFESS YOUR UNDYING LOVE TO ME IN CASE WE DON'T SURVIVE THIS.

Levi:
...

Levi:
YOU'RE ABOUT TO DIE AND YET YOU STILL HAVE TIME FOR NONSENSE JOKES?!

You:
I'm sorry! I was just... just-

You:
Oh god

Levi:
HOLY FUCK, Y/N?!

Levi:
Hey, what happened?!

Levi:
Shit, this is not funny!

Levi:
Y/N L/N!

Levi:
Dammit. I should've confessed earlier, but I really like you, you little shit.

Levi:
I hope you're okay, you piece of fuck.

You:
...

Levi:
Y/n?

Levi:
Hey, Y/n? Is your team safe now?

You:
;)

Levi:
Wtf...?

You:
I didn't know you like me that way, Ackerman ;)

Levi:
Okay, I'm lost, confused, and downright embarrassed. EXPLAIN!

You:
Haha, calm down. So here's what happened... NOTHING ACTUALLY HAPPENED! HAHAHA

You:
We've been here inside the wall more than an hour already 'cause you know? My squad's so awesome and cleared the area that we were assigned to earlier than expected ❤

You:
When you messaged me, Elijah has my phone, so they decided to mess with ya a lil ;)

Levi:
... You've gotta be kidding me

You:
Uh-oh

Levi:
I got worried for nothing

Levi:
I panicked for nothing

Levi:
I EMBARRASSED MYSELF IN FRONT OF MY SQUAD FOR WHAT? NOTHING!

You:
Lol, you embarassed yourself?

Levi:
Shut the hell up, I'm not finished yet.

Levi:
I fell from my horse in shock for nothing.

Levi:
AND I CONFESSED IN THE LAMEST POSSIBLE WAY. EVER.

You:
Hey, chill. It was just a simple joke.

Levi:
Chill?

Levi:
Simple joke?

Levi:
IT CERTAINLY DIDN'T SEEM LIKE IT TO ME.

You:
Oh my god, Ackerman. You're overreacting. Can you like, stop with the caps?

You:
We're gonna have a date in a fancy restaurant away from these walls tomorrow at fourteen-hundred hours and I don't want you to capslock me to death.

Levi:
Nice save.

Levi:
Not.

You:
Mhmm, Hanji will be our chaperone.

Levi:
Nice, see you then.

Levi:
But that doesn't mean that you and your squad is safe. WE'RE ON OUR WAY BACK.

Levi has logged out

- Extra -

You:
Hey, Captain Levi. -Vhan

You:
We're Captain Y/n's squad. -Azra

You:
We just wanna say sorry. -Elijah

You:

Cuz we ain't sorry. -Azra

You:
And that we didn't regret anything. -Vhan

You:
You can thank us later. Also, goodluck finding out which one is which ;) HAVE A NICE DAY! -Elijah

You:
I'm giving you my blessings to punish them