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[Chatroom] Dead

Reiner created a chatroom

Reiner added Bertholdt, Ymir, and Annie

Reiner: Has anyone of you seen my new belt? It's gone from my cabinet.

Bertholdt: No, Reiner, I haven't.

Annie: What the hell, why would you ask Ymir and I. I'm in the Military for fuck's sake.

Reiner: You come all the way outside Wall Sina to ours just to steal my shirts, Bertholdt's slippers, and Ymir's sweatpants. Don't lie.

Annie: ... whatever, i need to gain some income. What about Ymir then?

Reiner: She stole my belt once for getting intimate with Krista, why do you think I got a new one, huh?

Bertholdt: Too much information, don't you think?

Reiner: Hey, she asked. So Ymir, fess up.

Ymir added Connie

Ymir: Do your job.

Connie: SOMEBODY TOUCHA YOUR SPHAGET?

Connie: *belt in your case

Reiner: Really?

Ymir: Yes-

Connie: -deal with it

Reiner: So it wasn't you, huh?

Ymir: Unfortunately.

Connie: Did I do a descent job, at least?

Ymir: Yeah, yeah whatever.

Annie: Why don't you do the work yourself, Ymir?

Ymir: I'll pass out from the cringe.

Annie: Fair point.

Bertholdt: From Reiner's belt to some old memes real quick.

Reiner: YES. Speaking of belt, just let me burrow one of yours, Bertholdt. My pants aren't tight enough.

Jean joined the chat

Jean added Marco

Jean: You wouldn't need to tighten them up since you're already so UPTIGHT. Ha! Right, Marco?

Marco: Jean...

Bertholdt: Okaaay?

Reiner: That doesn't even make any sense.

Jean: It was a good one, shut up.

Reiner: excussssse me????? you shut up, lame pegasus-wannabe. This is our ground, you're not invited.

Annie: Yeah, next time you're going to roast someone, at least do it right. Go home already.

Jean: YEAH. Maybe I will.

Reiner: Sooo?

Bertholdt: ... You still aren't leaving?

Ymir: Baldie. Annie.

Connie: Jean, do u know the wae home though?

Marco: That meme is dead.

Annie: And so are you.

Marco has been disconnected

Jean: I... why...

Ymir: Well, you could say that... it wasn't half bad. Right, Jean-boy?