CHAPTER 1
Cosmo is singing Hamilton alone in his room with nothing on. He is admiring Lin Manuel Miranda, but we all know who his true love is. Shrek.
"Man. I wish I could see his beautiful voluptuous green rolls." Cosmo said to himself. Suddenly Wanda bursts in!
"WHAT ARE YOU DOING COSMO!!" She screamed at him. Cosmo quickly throws a blanket over his pale bony naked body.
"GET THE FLUCK OUT WANDA!!!" Cosmo screamed at the woman he no longer cared for. HIs affections were now only toward one gorgeous ogre. Can you guess who that ogre is? I'll tell you.
"I love Shrek." Cosmo said, gazing up at the stars. He put his palms together and prayed to his beloved Shrek. He only dreamed that one day he would be with Shrek forever.
"Please Shrek! I love you! Come to me!!" He screamed to the stars, wishing Shrek could hear him and praying for Shrek to homoerotically love him forever.
The next day, a green shooting star flew through the sky. Cosmo suddenly woke up and was blinded by the magnificent green light. He could no longer see anything.
"Oh well." Cosmo plainly exclaimed. Suddenly Cosmo heard a hypnotizing deep voice.
"Get out me swamp!"
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Authors note: this was originally written in comic sans which is a lot funnier to read so that sucks for you.
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It's Not Easy Being Green • Shrek and Cosmo
FanfictionOnce upon a time there was a little tiny fairy named Cosmo. He dreamed of meeting Shrek one day. Today that dream will come true. Authors: Fiona and Wanda CoAuthors: Farquad, Poof, and Vicky © 2017 TheShrekFandom All Rights Reserved
