It's Not Easy Being Green • Shrek and Cosmo

Chapter 4

CHAPTER 4

Donald looked into Cosmo's glowing green eyes. It reminded him of his favorite cartoon series, Danny Phantom.

His hand then touched a stump, where cosmo had lost his leg in world war II. His hand slid up Cosmo's leg slowly like a child rapist would do.
"I would grab you by the pussy, but you don't got none, so i'll grab you somewhere else." He slowly dipped his hand under Cosmo's blanket and grabbed his belly button. Cosmo yelled out in pleasure.

"OH GEE DONALD!!" He screamed out growing a green blush along his entire body. His belly button grew warm.

"Oh yes my princess." He moaned into cosmo's growing deaf ear. Donald pulled Cosmo into a rough but pleasureable kiss. OMG it was Cosmo's first KISS!!!

"This is my first time." Cosmo said shyly to Donald. A loud banging sound emerged from the door. It was Melania and Baron Trump.

They slammed open the door and they gasped in horror of what they saw under the covers. A fat man and a green skeleton were lying there in the greasy bed that had been contaminated by trump's spray tan and from his cannabalistic habits of eating cheeto's in his bed. They were his cousins, but he didn't care. Donald sprung up from the bed and looked his wife in the eye.

"Melania. This is totally what it looks like." He tells her with no regret.
"Okay tha's dope. Pay me now, gimme da green." She tells him demandingly.

Donald picks up Shrek's meat suit and holds it out to her.

"No, not that kind of green you sexist dumbass. Money. Give it to me bitch!" She takes a gun out from under her gangster sweats and holds it to Cosmo's head.

"Gimme the green you little bitch, or your little midget dies." She treatens.
He pulls out a frog from his pocket and hands it over to Melania. She smiles.

"Tha's jus what i wanted you little bitch." She tells him smiling. Showing her bloody teeth.

"Ew what the hell Melania." He grimaced at the lookingness of her teeth. He hands over fred the frog that Melania was having an affair with.

She kisses the frog and it turns into Wanda! GAsSP!!!

"Whaktjn ulj;o8fihaj il;kalvblodduy bloddy hell is going on there."

"By the way, they're all Australian." The narrator looks at the camera with a blank face.

Cosmo busts out the shack and drops the blanket that we forgot was around him the hole time. He runs back in the shack.

"GEt out of here Cosmo, we don't want to see your two penis's." Wanda screams at him.

"Don't insult my lover you bitch!!" Donald screams.

"I AM HULLLLLKKKKKKKK!!11!!!11" Shrek/ Donald/ Hulk says, unzipping his disguise. He somehow grew.j

"WE have layers, we're bigger on the inside... And bigger in certain places." He wiggles his eyebrows. Suddenly!! All 4 wiggles hop out and start to dance. Hul sits down on them and groans in pleasure.

Hulk smashes Cosmo to the wall.
"HuLK SDmaSh!!" He yells over and over again. Cosmos moans. Two things emerge from Cosmo and press into hulks microsized penis. Fiona, reincarnated as a flower, but she can still talk, Wanda, and Melania are all standing there.

"Stop." They all say at once. Fiona sways in the breeze of the oniony air.
They sit down on the ground, draw a pentagram, and start chanting stuff, but Hulk and Cosmo are doing their own thing.

All three girls disappear with a blinding white light, but for god's sake, Cosmo can't fucking see. How many times do I have to tell you goshdang fucking idiots!

Cosmo and hulk are left alone.